Drinking a beer, smoked a bowl...
It's Friday night (oh yeah!)
Today at work we exchanged our Secret Santa gifts. We basically picked 3 gifts under $20 and picked names out of a hat.
I got Lacora.
She wanted 3 things: 1) Elmo tapes (for her kid), 2) a Gospel CD by Reverend Bullshitter, or 3) A 8X11 daily planner. So I got her a Far Side daily planner one for $20 bucks at Office Depot during my break. It fucking rules. I almost kept it.
For my Secret Santa I wrote down 1) A Mag-Lite Flashlight (cop-style) to fuck around with Spree, 2) Alcohol (Gin, Vodka, Goldschlager, or Jagermeister would do), 3) a Costco-sized box of Popscicles.
So this bitch Thelma gets me Bailey's Irish Cream....
What the fuck? I'm no pussy, you know what I'm saying? I took it as a diss in a way but she said she lost the paper and forgot what I liked. The box comes with 2 glasses (which is nice), but still, I'm probably not going to drink it.
I was so looking forward to those popscicles.
I can't believe I forgot how to spell "popscicles".
Man, this was some good trees yo....
(listen to : Rolling Stones - Paint it Black)
Who can guess what movie this line comes from?
"Gentleman......you're all cunts!"
It's Friday night (oh yeah!)
Today at work we exchanged our Secret Santa gifts. We basically picked 3 gifts under $20 and picked names out of a hat.
I got Lacora.
She wanted 3 things: 1) Elmo tapes (for her kid), 2) a Gospel CD by Reverend Bullshitter, or 3) A 8X11 daily planner. So I got her a Far Side daily planner one for $20 bucks at Office Depot during my break. It fucking rules. I almost kept it.
For my Secret Santa I wrote down 1) A Mag-Lite Flashlight (cop-style) to fuck around with Spree, 2) Alcohol (Gin, Vodka, Goldschlager, or Jagermeister would do), 3) a Costco-sized box of Popscicles.
So this bitch Thelma gets me Bailey's Irish Cream....
What the fuck? I'm no pussy, you know what I'm saying? I took it as a diss in a way but she said she lost the paper and forgot what I liked. The box comes with 2 glasses (which is nice), but still, I'm probably not going to drink it.
I was so looking forward to those popscicles.
I can't believe I forgot how to spell "popscicles".
Man, this was some good trees yo....
(listen to : Rolling Stones - Paint it Black)
Who can guess what movie this line comes from?
"Gentleman......you're all cunts!"
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kisses mr post... er rob
dammit i lost my lighter... i'm calling you... oh wait yer asleep.... kisses spree i know this is all really you...daddy lost his mind awhile ago....but you might want to untie him.....
[Edited on Dec 21, 2002]