my personal ad:
25 y/o, medium build, shaved head, loves his amstel light and carlsberg, half-colombian/half-german, brown hair/brown eyes, loves animals, simpsons geek, always going to shows, originally from nyc, always taking the piss or cracking a joke, warm-hearted, caring and hopelessly devoted to you
Looking for:
21-25 y/o curvy and angular goddess with an outstanding sense of humor who enjoys life to the fullest and loves me no matter how many times i watch sportscenter or how many times I waste money buying Keebler Grasshopper cookies at the supermarket. Idealistically speaking: in the Lisa Marie/Jennifer Connelly pre-bulimia build with a go-out-there-and-fuck-shit-up! kinda attitude plus an amazing sense of humor and laugh-at-the-world-or-any-stressful-situation kinda person
25 y/o, medium build, shaved head, loves his amstel light and carlsberg, half-colombian/half-german, brown hair/brown eyes, loves animals, simpsons geek, always going to shows, originally from nyc, always taking the piss or cracking a joke, warm-hearted, caring and hopelessly devoted to you
Looking for:
21-25 y/o curvy and angular goddess with an outstanding sense of humor who enjoys life to the fullest and loves me no matter how many times i watch sportscenter or how many times I waste money buying Keebler Grasshopper cookies at the supermarket. Idealistically speaking: in the Lisa Marie/Jennifer Connelly pre-bulimia build with a go-out-there-and-fuck-shit-up! kinda attitude plus an amazing sense of humor and laugh-at-the-world-or-any-stressful-situation kinda person
Are you dating Jeff Goldblum? If you're not, then you definitely get bonus points!
Im me some time!