I'm so addicted to Eclipse Polar Ice Sugar-free Gum.
I think I have a serious problem.
I chew a pack a day and I'm bugging out.
The box I bought at Costco's is almost empty!
Only one pack left!
Fuck me!
On a sweet note, it's so nice to make friends on this site. I feel the love and it's making me happy and warm....
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I think I have a serious problem.
I chew a pack a day and I'm bugging out.
The box I bought at Costco's is almost empty!
Only one pack left!
Fuck me!
On a sweet note, it's so nice to make friends on this site. I feel the love and it's making me happy and warm....
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Ok. So i was driving home after spending Football Sunday at Shea and Ken's house when I came to a realization.
It doesn't feel like Christmas to me.
I've barely heard any christmas songs. I don't have any Christmas decorations up, tree, or lights. I haven't bought a Christmas present for anyone, not even me. It's 60 degrees down here, but it's not COLD.
So...
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It doesn't feel like Christmas to me.
I've barely heard any christmas songs. I don't have any Christmas decorations up, tree, or lights. I haven't bought a Christmas present for anyone, not even me. It's 60 degrees down here, but it's not COLD.
So...
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a35mmlife:
it was 78 degrees on the first night of channuka.
wtf.
this holiday season sucks ass.
wtf.
this holiday season sucks ass.
demolitionkitten:
Oh I know! me too!
I never got the chance to visit him in new york and I'm not that fond of Florida. He misses it too I guess.
Actually- the only one of his games I ever watched on tv (I'm a bad niece) was the one Jets game when Jumbo Elliot scored that touchdown. Coolest game ever! (I think I made it happen! ha)Other than that I have no patience to watch sports on television.
I never got the chance to visit him in new york and I'm not that fond of Florida. He misses it too I guess.
Actually- the only one of his games I ever watched on tv (I'm a bad niece) was the one Jets game when Jumbo Elliot scored that touchdown. Coolest game ever! (I think I made it happen! ha)Other than that I have no patience to watch sports on television.
Hanging with LilJackKnife (Jackie) was down as hell.
Now I gotta go watch some football.
What's on HBO tonite btw?
Now I gotta go watch some football.
What's on HBO tonite btw?
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likittysplit:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah..............
earplug6947:
pan down!!
Girl...listen to me
When I be sittin in my room all alone,
Staring at the wall
Fantasies....they go through my mind
And...I've come to realize that
I need true love
And if you wanna give it to me girl
Make yourself seen
I'll be waiting
I love you
*kiss*
P.S. It's not about you..at least I don't think it is
When I be sittin in my room all alone,
Staring at the wall
Fantasies....they go through my mind
And...I've come to realize that
I need true love
And if you wanna give it to me girl
Make yourself seen
I'll be waiting
I love you
*kiss*
P.S. It's not about you..at least I don't think it is
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ilovemikehunt:
murderous rampages baby!! oh yes....
rocket2:
that was an awefully sweet thing to say about me! hehe. 
I like to hold in my piss when I drink.
It's a problem I have, I think. The feeling and the sensation of letting it all out when you've downed a few pints or beers is why I drink.
It's like achieving in your pants in 4th grade to the hot French teacher.
Nothing quite like it.
On another note, I hope I win the...
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It's a problem I have, I think. The feeling and the sensation of letting it all out when you've downed a few pints or beers is why I drink.
It's like achieving in your pants in 4th grade to the hot French teacher.
Nothing quite like it.
On another note, I hope I win the...
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nudwig:
oh shit, I dunno. I don't check dvds much, surprised it's not out already. fuckin win that lotto tonite yo
freyja__:
you got it.
queens in the house!
haaay ho-o.
queens in the house!
haaay ho-o.
Ive got Jungle Fever...
I'm in love with a girl from work.
Her name is Hilda and she's a single mom, about 34, with 2 kids.....and ghetto as fuck! I think she was a crack-head/hooker back in the day that "found" God and then got her shit together. Gold teeth, wigs, decals on her nails, and a "I don't give a fuck" attitude. She wears...
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I'm in love with a girl from work.
Her name is Hilda and she's a single mom, about 34, with 2 kids.....and ghetto as fuck! I think she was a crack-head/hooker back in the day that "found" God and then got her shit together. Gold teeth, wigs, decals on her nails, and a "I don't give a fuck" attitude. She wears...
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takeshi21:
Have I mentioned to you recently just HOW MUCH THE METS SUCK!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
boxterjulep:
You going to Popeye's? Pick me up, homz.
Mug, mug, mug....
I ate an Avocado/Turkey/Bean Sprout/Swiss Cheese sandwich today at work. Thats how fun work was today. My stomach hurted for 5 hours after that. I think I might be allergic to them or something.
I'm talking about Avocados (shut yo' mouth!)
Last thing I remember being allergic to was crab. Me and my moms and step-pops went to Red Lobster for Father's...
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I ate an Avocado/Turkey/Bean Sprout/Swiss Cheese sandwich today at work. Thats how fun work was today. My stomach hurted for 5 hours after that. I think I might be allergic to them or something.
I'm talking about Avocados (shut yo' mouth!)
Last thing I remember being allergic to was crab. Me and my moms and step-pops went to Red Lobster for Father's...
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mtlqueen:
where's my big pimp daddy at? you never be here when i be needin' yo sweeeeeeeetness, T!
earplug6947:
why do you lie about sandwiches you've eaten. it is SO WEIRD!
Word to the Muthafuckah!
Didn't eat anything for lunch, but I did drink like 2 jugs of coffee. This is usually not my norm, but I just needed to keep myself entertained at work. Work is fucking boring. I should've called in sick again.
Listening to Fugazi "13 Songs" in my cubicle was very nostalgic today though. Reminded me of taking the bus and Metro-Rail...
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Didn't eat anything for lunch, but I did drink like 2 jugs of coffee. This is usually not my norm, but I just needed to keep myself entertained at work. Work is fucking boring. I should've called in sick again.
Listening to Fugazi "13 Songs" in my cubicle was very nostalgic today though. Reminded me of taking the bus and Metro-Rail...
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girlcatx:
actually, i am sushi's bitch. give me sushi, and i will do terrible degrading things. i am a sushi whore.
uuunh. must sleep.
south florida reprazant! yo.
mmmm cuban food.
good ole fugazi. i saw them for the first time in st pete. they rocked. for $5. gotta love those guys.
duh, i KNOW texas is the reason, i'm just sayin it's one of my favorite band names EVER. that and sweep the leg johnny.
uuunh. must sleep.
south florida reprazant! yo.
mmmm cuban food.
good ole fugazi. i saw them for the first time in st pete. they rocked. for $5. gotta love those guys.
duh, i KNOW texas is the reason, i'm just sayin it's one of my favorite band names EVER. that and sweep the leg johnny.
gram:
straight up kid, you gotta give more points!!! tha jews/christians got some silly little nuclear device(s) which is tha'gizza compared to a "dirty bomb", which i must admit, sounds pretty hot!
It's pretty funny how small the world really is.
All you have to do is mention Manny Malchiodi and its all "put your hands in da eahh, if youse a true playah!"
It's been nice staying home all day and watching shitty movies like Liberty Heights and Bullets Over Broadway while doing the IM thing.
I miss staying home all day and not shaving at...
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All you have to do is mention Manny Malchiodi and its all "put your hands in da eahh, if youse a true playah!"
It's been nice staying home all day and watching shitty movies like Liberty Heights and Bullets Over Broadway while doing the IM thing.
I miss staying home all day and not shaving at...
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mtlqueen:
I'm gonna stab you in the head!
With my dick!
And blood's gonna come out!
(if you get this one we're getting married. i'll start a harem if i have to...actually, that doesn't sound so bad...)
With my dick!
And blood's gonna come out!
(if you get this one we're getting married. i'll start a harem if i have to...actually, that doesn't sound so bad...)
takeshi21:
I tell my pets everyday to get jobs. You figure that between 2 cats and 2 dogs that they could figure something out. Lazy pieces of shit!
Oh yeah!
I'm playing hooky today from work! I did feel kinda shitty and wheezy, since I'm an asthmatic and all, but nothing the mighty Albuterol can't help! They can't do shit to me. Triad is my bitch.
So I is funna be going to go get me some McDonald's breakfast. Ham Egg and Cheese Bagel w/ 2 hashbrowns and a large Orange drink sounds...
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I'm playing hooky today from work! I did feel kinda shitty and wheezy, since I'm an asthmatic and all, but nothing the mighty Albuterol can't help! They can't do shit to me. Triad is my bitch.
So I is funna be going to go get me some McDonald's breakfast. Ham Egg and Cheese Bagel w/ 2 hashbrowns and a large Orange drink sounds...
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neon:
no i never worked at starbucks. my soul's worth a bit more then that. but i did work in a coffee shop and i recently quit. what brought on your starbucks employee fetish?
linz:
fire in
Got pretty wrecked at Shea and Ken's during football today. I haven't smoked that much in a long while. Bonged out even. Making up rap songs about birds, semen and Chef Boy-ardee to the tune of "Miss You" by the Stones while watching the Jets AND Giants win was definitely interesting and funny as hell.
Some of my negros will be over to watch the...
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maelwys:
25 and a six pack will do quite nicely.
Geez, you look well happy in that one. Must of been some good stuff.
Geez, you look well happy in that one. Must of been some good stuff.
joyrider:
rock n roll animal = best live album ever. fucking EVER. sex / droogs / androgyny.
So I didnt go see "Empire" last night with Fara the Adelphia Cable Disconnection Princess. I really didnt feel like doing much of anything yesterday, so I stayed home and cleaned the apartment and did some laundry. I just needed to have one of those days where you stay home all day and watch movies...maybe order a pizza. Today after football and the Sopranos I'll...
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maelwys:
Never! My lot will be relegated before anyone else, we got to be good at something 
although they are close
although they are close
t3chmonkey:
that's too good." Leave it to Beaver" vs. After School Special. I'm rhetorically asking you if i can steal that.
oh yeah, half baked is THE best pot movie ever B!
Greg Maddux (I think he'll resign)
Russ Ortiz
Mike Hampton (he'll come back, especially with Leo Mazzone as the pitching coach)
Paul Byrd
GODDAMN!
Kevin Millwood