My best friend from England (Carter) is in town for 10 days
This means more drinking, smoking and soccer-talk than usual
Ive truely missed my Manchester mate
My beat-up '90 Ford Tempo is on a respirator
If the transmission is the problem, than I need to buy a new car
I didnt take a shower today. I'm stinky
Cleaning my house up, fantasy baseball drafts...
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This means more drinking, smoking and soccer-talk than usual
Ive truely missed my Manchester mate
My beat-up '90 Ford Tempo is on a respirator
If the transmission is the problem, than I need to buy a new car
I didnt take a shower today. I'm stinky
Cleaning my house up, fantasy baseball drafts...
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I really, really, REALLY missed getting some booty!
So now you understand why no on the update!
Yesterday I ended up bumping into an old friend of Erin's
While I was getting some Amstel Light and some Funjuns
Courtney is her name, and booty-shaking is her game!
So we smoked lots of bud, jumped around like a fool to the
'Saturday Night Fever' soundtrack, and...
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So now you understand why no on the update!
Yesterday I ended up bumping into an old friend of Erin's
While I was getting some Amstel Light and some Funjuns
Courtney is her name, and booty-shaking is her game!
So we smoked lots of bud, jumped around like a fool to the
'Saturday Night Fever' soundtrack, and...
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april1:
I love the simpsons. They kick my ass.
I didn't get laid on vday. But I got laid last night. Ah, gotta love the dick... it makes being hetero all worth while.
--Booya!
--April*
I didn't get laid on vday. But I got laid last night. Ah, gotta love the dick... it makes being hetero all worth while.
--Booya!
--April*
boojiboy:
Finally! Another person who really spans the spectrum. Belle & Sebastian and mineral, to Deicide & Napalm Death. This is why it takes at least 3 cd's to make my mixes for peeps. Plus, I know you dig rap. I did 3 radio shows in college to cover it all. This posts at least one pro for discrimination, but we still don't play that game, homey. Jeeeeyyyyya!
Tail tappin to da trammps... and a bacon consuming broad to boot. Pssssht, Ding Ding! Round Two Dawg!,
Booo-yeah-booji
Tail tappin to da trammps... and a bacon consuming broad to boot. Pssssht, Ding Ding! Round Two Dawg!,
Booo-yeah-booji
I once ran away from home for 2 weeks and
Lived on the streets of NYC while i was in 7th grade
I slept on the subway at night, rigged phones with tissue paper
So I could come back and pick up the change later,
Stole from Korean grocery stands, ran away from cops,
And played handball outside on the roof of Brooklyn Tech H.S...
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Lived on the streets of NYC while i was in 7th grade
I slept on the subway at night, rigged phones with tissue paper
So I could come back and pick up the change later,
Stole from Korean grocery stands, ran away from cops,
And played handball outside on the roof of Brooklyn Tech H.S...
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user8935778:
hi. i heart you.
hazard:
skittles are damn good. however, the tropical fruit kind really fucking sucks. i like my o.g. skittles.
i dont like razzles.
but what really moves me, are nerds. yummie.
i dont like razzles.
but what really moves me, are nerds. yummie.
Rob's Daily Schedule (subject to change)
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6:30AM - Get up and feed Spree, check comments on SG journal, miscellaneous news/nerd stuff
6:55AM - Shave and shower
7:15AM - Dress, Pomade, Cologne, give Spree kisses
7:30AM - Drive beat-up white '90 Ford Tempo to work
7:55AM - Buy Mountain Dew at work's vending machine
8:05AM - Work shit, paperwork, learn new urban slang from ghetto...
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6:30AM - Get up and feed Spree, check comments on SG journal, miscellaneous news/nerd stuff
6:55AM - Shave and shower
7:15AM - Dress, Pomade, Cologne, give Spree kisses
7:30AM - Drive beat-up white '90 Ford Tempo to work
7:55AM - Buy Mountain Dew at work's vending machine
8:05AM - Work shit, paperwork, learn new urban slang from ghetto...
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n:
you mean, your real name isn't "throatneedle?* 
i always figured you smoke more than you ate.
i always figured you smoke more than you ate.
holdensolo:
Hey negro! Come join my SGOHIO Fight Club group or are you too scared? http://suicidegirls.com/groups/SGOHIO/
That phone call I got,
It comes from outside high walls and pretty gates
It comes from a place you might know about maybe from the movies
Where I come from out there,
Where everybody out there knows
Everybody lies
Cops lie, newspapers lie, parents lie...
The one thing you can count on is
Word on the street
Thats solid...
: Malevolent Creation - Systematic...
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It comes from outside high walls and pretty gates
It comes from a place you might know about maybe from the movies
Where I come from out there,
Where everybody out there knows
Everybody lies
Cops lie, newspapers lie, parents lie...
The one thing you can count on is
Word on the street
Thats solid...
: Malevolent Creation - Systematic...
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n:
nigga! i love the shins cause of me too!
incest:
too quick fr you!
'I don't know
I just took that knife...
And I cut her from her neck
Down to her anus
And I cut out the vagina
And ate it..'
: Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin :
I just took that knife...
And I cut her from her neck
Down to her anus
And I cut out the vagina
And ate it..'
: Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin :
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jovanka:
Yeah I LOVED The Entity...that old man is supa-creepeh!
gram:
fucking sick fuck!!!
heeheee
anyway, do you think all the dallas boys was being shafted?? nash played like 2 minutes, AND THEN MA BOY STEVIE FRANCHISE TOOORE SHIT UP, YO!!
love it, nice indeed, and yao was being treated as the 'rook. its ok, next year he will be there again, but i did like the shaq/yao twin tower thang, that was kool.
i hate metal.
heeheee
anyway, do you think all the dallas boys was being shafted?? nash played like 2 minutes, AND THEN MA BOY STEVIE FRANCHISE TOOORE SHIT UP, YO!!
love it, nice indeed, and yao was being treated as the 'rook. its ok, next year he will be there again, but i did like the shaq/yao twin tower thang, that was kool.
i hate metal.
So I'm gonna start training hard starting tommorrow
'Cause I ain't having this getting fat from not doing anything routine
I need to get back in soccer and basketball shape soon
Since I'll be playing in a b-ball tournament at work come March
I can't go out there and 'ball' when I'm 25 pounds
Away from my playing weight. It just ain't happening
So this...
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'Cause I ain't having this getting fat from not doing anything routine
I need to get back in soccer and basketball shape soon
Since I'll be playing in a b-ball tournament at work come March
I can't go out there and 'ball' when I'm 25 pounds
Away from my playing weight. It just ain't happening
So this...
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n:
more aggression? please. you have testosterone to spare...
what you NEED is to get a sex change, thats what you need...yeah, i know you keep *talking* about getting a pussy, but you need to change thought into action. the time is NOW!
what you NEED is to get a sex change, thats what you need...yeah, i know you keep *talking* about getting a pussy, but you need to change thought into action. the time is NOW!
60ftqueenie:
I can sew you a pussy if you want.... I knwo how to do that 
noticed your new url... have you seen www.catenema.com ... there are a few different stories on there but read the one about him giving his cat an enema... too funny
noticed your new url... have you seen www.catenema.com ... there are a few different stories on there but read the one about him giving his cat an enema... too funny
I'm doing laundry and cleaning my dishes
While watching a bad SNL on Comedy Central
My pussy hurts and my nose is runny
I havent taken a shower yet, but I will later
Planning on what to do later on today, but I will probably
End up in front of the computer for the rest of the day and night
I'm so bored I threw...
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While watching a bad SNL on Comedy Central
My pussy hurts and my nose is runny
I havent taken a shower yet, but I will later
Planning on what to do later on today, but I will probably
End up in front of the computer for the rest of the day and night
I'm so bored I threw...
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johncocktoastin:
your pussy always hurts.
tib0r:
you like the moz, i like you
50 Security Envelopes
Mesh NY Mets hat
ADVAIR Diskus
Sharpie Markers
Morrissey - Southpaw Grammar
Bollocks...
: Komeda - Rocket Plane (Music on the Moon) :
Mesh NY Mets hat
ADVAIR Diskus
Sharpie Markers
Morrissey - Southpaw Grammar
Bollocks...
: Komeda - Rocket Plane (Music on the Moon) :
coco:
Once again you amaze me. I've totally been on this Morrissey/Komeda kick. Stop reading my mind!!!
coco:
METAL!!!
edited to add proof that I'm all hessian-like: http://www.mj12.net/terrence/sg/shocktoberfest/
[Edited on Feb 08, 2003]
edited to add proof that I'm all hessian-like: http://www.mj12.net/terrence/sg/shocktoberfest/
[Edited on Feb 08, 2003]
Ok..so I put all of my friends back on the list
I'm a pussy and a total whore, yeah I know
But I love you all and dont want to hurt your feelings
If you dont know what the fuck I'm talking about click PREV
Fuck me, I'm terrible at making decisions....
I
my Cranberry Juice!
Yo..holla at me if I'm missing ya Nigga!
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I'm a pussy and a total whore, yeah I know
But I love you all and dont want to hurt your feelings
If you dont know what the fuck I'm talking about click PREV
Fuck me, I'm terrible at making decisions....
I
my Cranberry Juice!
Yo..holla at me if I'm missing ya Nigga!
:...
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earplug6947:
i would like a close-up of what is to the right of the spices, sort of right behind spree.
After watching the Michael Jackson Special yesterday
Where he admitted to sleeping in bed with children
While holding hands with a 12 year-old cancer survivor
Named Gavin, who he sure as hell was fucking,
I've decided to pick 12 special friends
I could molest and climb/smoke trees with
Don't be upset-y if you didnt make the list
There is always 'Joe Millionaire' and 'American Idol'...
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Where he admitted to sleeping in bed with children
While holding hands with a 12 year-old cancer survivor
Named Gavin, who he sure as hell was fucking,
I've decided to pick 12 special friends
I could molest and climb/smoke trees with
Don't be upset-y if you didnt make the list
There is always 'Joe Millionaire' and 'American Idol'...
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mtlqueen:
Yippeeee!
mtlqueen:
Definitely not hunky dory, but I'm able to function a lot better these days...takin' charge! I'm large and in charge, babeee!
I wanna turn you on and excite you
Let me know the spot on your body and I'll bite you
So when your man don't treat you like he used to
I kick in like a TURBO BOOSTER!
You want lovin, you don't have to ask when
Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
I got a...
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Let me know the spot on your body and I'll bite you
So when your man don't treat you like he used to
I kick in like a TURBO BOOSTER!
You want lovin, you don't have to ask when
Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
I got a...
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takeshi21:
Howdy Cap'n!
likittysplit:
how did i know this name change would have been my favorite little neckrazor......
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!