Joke two...
There's a guy who has to take a business trip for his company. He really hates when they make him do this because the plane rides always suck. It never fails he is always getting stuck next to some annoying person. Well this time he's brought himself a secret weapon, but hopefully he'll get lucky this time.
He gets to the airport and boards the plane, as he's walking down the aisle he spots an old lady with her toy poodle sitting in her lap, he thinks to himself, "My luck I'm sitting next to her." As he's getting closer he realizes sure enough he's got the seat next to her. Hopefully it won't be as bad as he's thinking it's going to be.
No such luck. The lady's little dog starts growling and nipping and just being a general annoyance.He asks the lady as polite as she can could she please control her dog.The lady says to him,"Oh shush, he's not bothering you"
After a few more exchanges that ends the about the same it's clear she has no intention of controlling her dog. The man pulls out he's secret weapon, a nice fat cigar.
He lights the cigar and immediately the lady start coughing and choking.
"Please put that out," the lady pleads, "It's killing me and my darling dog."
the guy turns to her and says,"I'll make you a deal. We are seated here by the wing, if you put you dog out on the wing, I'll toss my cigar out there too."
The lady tells him there is no way she'll put her poor puppy out on the cold wing for the rest of the flight, "He'll freeze," she says.
"You're dog will be fine Lady, so he gets a little cold, he'll thaw out and you both won't 'DIE' from the smoke."
She thinks about it a bit more then reluctantly agrees.
The whole rest of the trip is spent with the man enjoying a relaxed trip and the lady freaking out that her dog is going to be ok.
The plane lands and off bolts the lady. She runs around to the wing to see if her poor puppy is ok. There is the dog sitting mostly frozen on the wing. The man rolls up be hind and says, "Hey what's that your dog has in it's mouth?"
What do think the little guy has in it's mouth?
click to see what the dog had in it's mouth
There's a guy who has to take a business trip for his company. He really hates when they make him do this because the plane rides always suck. It never fails he is always getting stuck next to some annoying person. Well this time he's brought himself a secret weapon, but hopefully he'll get lucky this time.
He gets to the airport and boards the plane, as he's walking down the aisle he spots an old lady with her toy poodle sitting in her lap, he thinks to himself, "My luck I'm sitting next to her." As he's getting closer he realizes sure enough he's got the seat next to her. Hopefully it won't be as bad as he's thinking it's going to be.
No such luck. The lady's little dog starts growling and nipping and just being a general annoyance.He asks the lady as polite as she can could she please control her dog.The lady says to him,"Oh shush, he's not bothering you"
After a few more exchanges that ends the about the same it's clear she has no intention of controlling her dog. The man pulls out he's secret weapon, a nice fat cigar.
He lights the cigar and immediately the lady start coughing and choking.
"Please put that out," the lady pleads, "It's killing me and my darling dog."
the guy turns to her and says,"I'll make you a deal. We are seated here by the wing, if you put you dog out on the wing, I'll toss my cigar out there too."
The lady tells him there is no way she'll put her poor puppy out on the cold wing for the rest of the flight, "He'll freeze," she says.
"You're dog will be fine Lady, so he gets a little cold, he'll thaw out and you both won't 'DIE' from the smoke."
She thinks about it a bit more then reluctantly agrees.
The whole rest of the trip is spent with the man enjoying a relaxed trip and the lady freaking out that her dog is going to be ok.
The plane lands and off bolts the lady. She runs around to the wing to see if her poor puppy is ok. There is the dog sitting mostly frozen on the wing. The man rolls up be hind and says, "Hey what's that your dog has in it's mouth?"
What do think the little guy has in it's mouth?
click to see what the dog had in it's mouth
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really.