Tuesday May 17, 2005

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all i want to do is drink in the shower. is that so wrong? all day i could shower and drink beer and pee in the shower and drink more. i would be so clean and drunk.
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jayenh:
The last married woman I got the hots for, I still have the hots for, like, HOT, and she was a HS classmate of mine, and spent a few weeks around me wearing little black summer things and no bra and snapping her underwear should she be wearing any, and I was clueless, and THANK GOD I was clueless, because

SHE IS A NUT JOB.

NUT NUT NUT JOB.

It is such a good thing not to make the first move sometimes. For example, when a married nut job chick wants you to go first so that, like, later on, it's your fault.
unnecessaryz:
For some reason that seemed to be a theme during Prom. The only people I met were the people I introduced myself to. There was a surprising reluctance by everyone to get to know new people. Or maybe it was just me...

Anyway, the feeling is mutual.

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