thisismyalias

so the hott weekend was almost as good as expected. for some parts it felt like there were too many cooks in the kitchen, know what i mean? for the most part though, it was lots of fun.

finished the new harry potter - what a sad ending. it's also sad that i am, once again, without any harry potter to read.

so work/school life has slowed down a bit. i don't know how much time i have left with this membership, but i figured i better make use of it.

sex life is getting a little more interesting as of late. my girl is up to something and i get the feeling it's going to be a *HOTT* weekend that involves another girl and some new...
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im going away for a while...

So some friends we recently met came over last night for dinner. First time at our apartment. Had dinner, drank some wine, played some scrabble.then.

Would you like some(thump thump thumpohhh!thump)coffee?

Yep, everyone noticed at the same time that our neighbors were having very loud sex! I dont know why, but *I* was embarrassed. I mean, I wasnt the one making all of the noise,...
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Hey buddy, let me borrow a dollar.
No

My sister is sick in Philly and Im trying to
NO

Shes dying you motherfucker!
sorry man, no

Fuck you!

Im left wondering if I truly deserved that. Before he spoke, I expected a lie, but the motherfucker part seemed too real. He didnt seem drunk or crazynoit was the type of motherfucker you would scream when...
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School starts this week. Things to do before break ends:

1. Finish the three books I am reading before required reading steals all of my time
2. Watch the stack of movies I rented, starting with Napoleon Dynamite
3. Take at least two naps every day
4. Add as many songs as I can to my new iPod
5. Send a pile of dog shit...
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How difficult can it be really? Is there a status thing involved that Im missing? Why the hell cant people turn their fn cell phones off? I dont know of a greater annoyance than the unbelievably loud, headache educing rings on cell phones, especially when interrupting a lecture. Hate them so much. In general, cell phones are so annoying. Without fail, Ill have to sit...
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