i know it may be hard to belive, but i'm serious when i say it has never happened to me. the walk of shame doesn't happen to THIS girl. doesn't mean i haven't made a few boys walk it before though...
I offend people without any effort at all. It's a gift. I also may be "Whitey". If so, I'm definately changing my username from Thirty to Whitey. I love it when people think I am what I mock.
*Note to self, add more smileys to show my own sledgehammer sarcasm*
Sorry, if I caused offence (once more!) but the England instead of GB thing REALLY winds me up...
Anyway, 'Whitey' is some guy who's gigging tonight and he can't handle his smoke...with any luck he'll be too wasted to play...I hope it's not you...if it is then I apologise for this in advance too... *EG*
High school is a trying time for everyone. Since I'm sure plenty of high schoolers access this website by stealing their parents credit cards, I'd like to take some time to offer them the benefit of my wisdom.
Here are some tips for teens:
- Despite what your parents have told you, smoking does make you cool. In fact, the more you smoke the cooler... Read More
i dont want my life to suck, i just thought it should considering the circumstances. not really, but there has been a lot of pressure put on me lately.
Cherry lives in WALES man!!!
ENGLAND is the country next to WALES....it's there that the Vanilla Coke is sparse...both countries are part of GREAT BRITAIN...as is SCOTLAND...
Just out of interest, is PervyPunk the 'dirty communist hippy' you mentioned earlier in your journals?
If so I'll let him know how you feel down the pub tomorrow night for you....round about the time we practice band heckling, knife tossing and tequila quaffing...
OK, I lied. I'll stay, if only to protect Linz from pirates.
Update - This just in...
I want a plasma cutter. Desperately. I'm not entirely sure what I'd do with one, but I think once I had one I'd figure out something.
If you are stinking rich, please send a plasma cutter or several thousand dollars to:
Thirty
12052 N. Thirty Pl.
Thirty, Alabama... Read More
The new phone books are here!
The new phone books are here!
Seriously, they really are. I went outside to smoke and the guy was delivering them. I really wanted to start yelling that in my front yard (you know, like in the Jerk) and I would have, except the delivery guy was kind of an older man and I didn't want him to think... Read More
you are funny as hell...... thanks for the entertainment..... your comments crack me up..... they might piss off other girls, but I can'y help laughing at them..... rock on.....
DAMMIT! I don't know why, but somebody is on my "friend of" list. That's a dirty, dirty lie. I have no friends, it says so on my "friends" list. What the fuck is the world coming to when a man can't even be a complete loser? I worked damn hard to not be anyone's friend (well no, not really it was pretty easy) and someone... Read More
xo ramona