The new phone books are here!
The new phone books are here!
Seriously, they really are. I went outside to smoke and the guy was delivering them. I really wanted to start yelling that in my front yard (you know, like in the Jerk) and I would have, except the delivery guy was kind of an older man and I didn't want him to think I was making fun of him or anything.
So a "page 3 girl" is a girl showing her rack on the third page of the Sun newspaper, which I presume is a British publication. Why is there no nudity in American newspapers? Why is this country so puritan? I need to go to England one of these days (no, not just for newspapers with boobies). Or anywhere in Europe. I'm so uncultured. I'd better go soon though, before Bush declares it illegal to travel to any country that doesn't do everything he tells them to do.
Hmmmm
The new phone books are here!
Seriously, they really are. I went outside to smoke and the guy was delivering them. I really wanted to start yelling that in my front yard (you know, like in the Jerk) and I would have, except the delivery guy was kind of an older man and I didn't want him to think I was making fun of him or anything.
So a "page 3 girl" is a girl showing her rack on the third page of the Sun newspaper, which I presume is a British publication. Why is there no nudity in American newspapers? Why is this country so puritan? I need to go to England one of these days (no, not just for newspapers with boobies). Or anywhere in Europe. I'm so uncultured. I'd better go soon though, before Bush declares it illegal to travel to any country that doesn't do everything he tells them to do.
Hmmmm
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voltaire:
you are funny as hell...... thanks for the entertainment..... your comments crack me up..... they might piss off other girls, but I can'y help laughing at them..... rock on.....
linz:
i love boobs and newspapers! i dont see why mixing the two would be such a problem.