theshinobi

For some reason, I dig the concept of destiny. Guess the fact that somebody might be running things up there is somewhat comforting.
Song of the Week: "Inner Universe" by Yoko Kanno
This retarded slacker does not want to fuckin work tomorrow. I like refering to the time after I fall asleep in the AM as "tomorrow". Just because. I don't know why that pisses some people off. They're elitist bastards if they care that much about time differentials. And if you knew me, you'd know that if there's one thing I absolutely hate, it's elitist cocksuckers.
I would tell you what went down yesterday, but I can't be arsed to write it all. So here's the short version: I was like "Show 'em my motto!" and the dude's head nearly exploded.

(Oh c'mon, you had to see one that coming)

So I've been in a pretty tight relationship for a while...
Just kidding. Would be weird as hell if I were though. Holy shit.
Well anyway, I must be doing something right cus I've an escort to see Batman Begins with(opening weekend), and she's payin for her ticket. And she's not related to me. And yeuh buddy.
Which reminds me...

Yeuh buddy ex-two.

(just kidding again, I can't do anything right)

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