theshinobi

The weather today is awesome. A gentle breeze and not ONE fucking ray of sunshine. Love it.
I've decided that for my next birthday, if I'm not dead or a vegetable, anything less than hard liquor and raunchy porn is unacceptable. Holy fuckballs, it's gonna be a bloodbath.

(Nobody does it like Sara Lee)

I've never had a dream where I'm naked in front of people. This is good because I don't need one. I want a zippo and a surgical mask. I also want to blind somebody with my laser pen like I almost did myself last night. That shit was scary. RED SPOTS BURNING RETINAS! BURNING RETINAAAAS!!
Got my chin whiskers back, so my happy bar has been pushed up a notch.
I'm never gonna use the term "happy bar" again. So stupid....
Would you rather smell like bile or ash? This is bullshit, I took a shower yesterday.

(I totally caught the CTCF reference in sealab. Sweet)

As if that wasn't random enough.
"I'm going to call you jacko from now on."
"Why?"
"Because you like sex with children."
"No...."
"Fine, because you like it with minors."

I WANT THE ELEPHANT MAN BONES. HEE-HEE!