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theshinobi

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Thursday May 12, 2005

May 12, 2005
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Free food. Good.
Free gourmet food. Very very good.
Having comically charged ninjas for co-workers. Fucking awesome.
Your mother's old ex-friend talking your ear off about her children never calling, being drunkards, and committing suicide. Very bad and awkward to the point of absurdity.
Oh, The Wonders of Volunteer Work.

(I like arguing with snobby bitches. I always win)

Have you ever been stuck at a red light for so long that when it changed you forgot for like 2 seconds what to do?
*GREEN* "What's this? I'm supposed to do something now, aren't I? What was it? Yield? No, that's yellow. SHIT WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!"
It wasn't temporary insanity, I assure you.
I bet people who come to my profile for the first time will think I'm a chick. In fact, I KNOW THEY WILL!
YES! MINDTAKER!
OOOOooooooEEEEEEeeeeEOOOOOooooo!
Pumpkin's set is slightly disturbing. Her head could be on a 9yr old's and you'd be none the wiser.
Her profile says she's a pedophile....


(And now for something controversial)


skull eeek skull
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xtx:
Yeah I guess that's what some people do if they don't like how you're driving.

Is that profile pic from I Shot Andy Warhol?

Btw, how did you come across my profile?
May 14, 2005
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By the power of Greyskull!

You know, that stupid phrase has been popping into my head alot
May 14, 2005

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