Free food. Good.
Free gourmet food. Very very good.
Having comically charged ninjas for co-workers. Fucking awesome.
Your mother's old ex-friend talking your ear off about her children never calling, being drunkards, and committing suicide. Very bad and awkward to the point of absurdity.
Oh, The Wonders of Volunteer Work.
(I like arguing with snobby bitches. I always win)
Have you ever been stuck at...
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Free gourmet food. Very very good.
Having comically charged ninjas for co-workers. Fucking awesome.
Your mother's old ex-friend talking your ear off about her children never calling, being drunkards, and committing suicide. Very bad and awkward to the point of absurdity.
Oh, The Wonders of Volunteer Work.
(I like arguing with snobby bitches. I always win)
Have you ever been stuck at...
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I'm keeping it until I think of something better. More for storytelling purposes than flair or random decision-making. But why "Whore"? Plain and simple, I am one. You can say I'm simultaneously not one as well. How I actually got the name is irrelevent. Don't you just hate ambiguity? The word I mean. It makes you sound stupid. AM-BE-GYOO-ITY. You know what else is stupid,...
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meta:
is there a sandwich meat that does taste good raw?
alyk:
prosciutto is a sandwich meat that tastes good raw...or is it cured?
hells yeah, I love best week ever...this is my homage...
hells yeah, I love best week ever...this is my homage...
Well, I'm a skinhead now. Can't cut my hair for a shit's worth. Nothing much I can do about it except bridle the massive amount of rage I have for my genetics. I asked myself to make a hypothetical choice of whether I wanted to look like a movie star and have the brains of a dung beetle, or look like an elephant man and...
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neslo:
If I go CTI like I want to (that's Cryptology), I'll most likely be enlisting for 6 years. I get a huge enlistment bonus with that, and it pays a lot and I get to see the world and so on and so forth, so it'd be really sweet.
xtx:
Yeah, I could give a fuck about whether I live or die, just as long as I look good doing it.
And personally, I'd give anything to be stupid. Ignorance is bliss.
And personally, I'd give anything to be stupid. Ignorance is bliss.
I swear I'm gonna get, like, tongue cancer or gum posioning or something from chewing all this trident without eating anything else. Whatever it'll be, it wob't be advantageous to my health in any way.
I've been contemplating an alias change. I annually create a different username, it's usually spontaneous and something I don't think much about before goin ahead and using it for everything...
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I've been contemplating an alias change. I annually create a different username, it's usually spontaneous and something I don't think much about before goin ahead and using it for everything...
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alyk:
pretty good, how's my favorite dirty little whore?
neslo:
Don't worry, I wouldn't be joining the military if I didn't know what I was getting into.
In The Future...
by Manny Truant
A new type of chewing gum will make brushing your teeth obsolete. Unfortunately a recall is made because the starting line-up flavor, "Citricinnimon", tastes like dog vomit and grandma toes.
"7-11" and "ampm" will combine into one giant conglomerate and expand their business to become the first "Convenient Department" store. Of course, the next logical action they take is...
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by Manny Truant
A new type of chewing gum will make brushing your teeth obsolete. Unfortunately a recall is made because the starting line-up flavor, "Citricinnimon", tastes like dog vomit and grandma toes.
"7-11" and "ampm" will combine into one giant conglomerate and expand their business to become the first "Convenient Department" store. Of course, the next logical action they take is...
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theshinobi:
Even more important, who the hell are you people?
automatic:
Actually, that was just a joke. I was stone sober last night. But hell, I've gotta keep up the image.
Well, 3 interviews this week, all of them a bust. Logic tells me that I should try to apply at every store at the mall that I can, again. Maybe I am just being picky and stubborn. I refuse to believe my determination in finding a job I'm content with won't pay off sooner or later, and that I'm just gonna have to fold and...
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meta:
PS was that picture fucking huge enough?!
ari:
Astroboy? What did that have to do with anything I posted?
The week is not over but I have an album of the week anyway: A Perfect Cirlce - Mer de Noms
Just getting it out of the way in case I don't post for the rest of the week cus I'm gonna be busy. With what, you ask? Video games probably, why do you care?
I want lindsay lohan to blow me, figuratively and literally....
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Just getting it out of the way in case I don't post for the rest of the week cus I'm gonna be busy. With what, you ask? Video games probably, why do you care?
I want lindsay lohan to blow me, figuratively and literally....
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alyk:
would you like her to be dressed like a grandma when she's blowing you?
inlikeflynn:
The graphic novel was all right. Not terribly impressive. I wish the author had come up with something more original than "We are called Legion, for we are many!" for the villain's line-of-vague-spookiness-oooOOOoooh.
The sketch comedy site was........... it was..............
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... I'll get back to you.
The sketch comedy site was........... it was..............
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... I'll get back to you.
I heard a lot about net piracy this weekend. I assume it was the RIAA that gave it the term "piracy". Too bad for them, kids these days think pirates are totally awesome, why else do you think they keep doing it. Shit, my dad is thinking about getting an mp3 player now, and he's a fuckin jesus freak. Well, he's also a hypocrit, so...
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rosscoe:
well i'd say i have absolutely no answers... so i'd probably advise them to question everything and everyone.. just maybe not mention it as much as i do.
meta:
eeeuuuhhhh.. you die now?
being that I have no artistic or aesthetic talent whatsoever, nor a viable camera-slinging pal I'd want to get naked in front of, my chances of becoming an SG are quite slim. plus I'm HIDEOUS. whatchoo got against my naked ass anyway?
HRRMM?
being that I have no artistic or aesthetic talent whatsoever, nor a viable camera-slinging pal I'd want to get naked in front of, my chances of becoming an SG are quite slim. plus I'm HIDEOUS. whatchoo got against my naked ass anyway?
HRRMM?
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meta:
I'm a card-carrying member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. rawr.
meta:
maybe I'll do it just to spite you! fear my stinky wrath..
What is it about throwing away socks that depresses me so? Is it the intimate touch on my skin that it leaves on my psyche? The personal connection between man and cloth? So many memories we've shared as I wore you out in my stank-ass vans and combat boots. And now, the possibilities of making new fond memories have been cut short. You will warm...
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elvgrenink:
oh, i also notice you're in the supernatural group as well as the esp group. you must have some good stories of personal experiences to tell 
elvgrenink:
hey that's not bad, and that is a VERY cute little thing.
no stories huh? darn
i have had a couple first hand experiences, but that doesn't necessarily mean i completely believe they were paranormal.
i have had a fear of ghosts and the dark since i was a wee lil one, but at the same time have been completely fascinated.
i don't believe and i don't disbelieve. like you, i keep an open mind. it annoys me that a lot of people don't. to me, it seems just as easy to make up some other excuse as it is to believe everything you hear and read.
no stories huh? darn
i have had a couple first hand experiences, but that doesn't necessarily mean i completely believe they were paranormal.
i have had a fear of ghosts and the dark since i was a wee lil one, but at the same time have been completely fascinated.
i don't believe and i don't disbelieve. like you, i keep an open mind. it annoys me that a lot of people don't. to me, it seems just as easy to make up some other excuse as it is to believe everything you hear and read.
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rosscoe:
i'm going to put all these comments in a jar.
And save them for a cold winters eve...
*basks off the warmth*
And save them for a cold winters eve...
*basks off the warmth*
rosscoe:
good thing its cold here all year round then
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user304975207:
I want one now. I love klondike bars. 
neslo:
Sorry it took me so long to get back to you about this, but I typically DON'T take remix requests. The reason for that is that if I take a request and it's something I'm not familiar with or don't want to remix initially, I'll have to force inspiration to come up with something for it, and the end product is craptastic. Never ever ever force inspiration.
Is that profile pic from I Shot Andy Warhol?
Btw, how did you come across my profile?
You know, that stupid phrase has been popping into my head alot