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Poisoned! This may be the end for old Steve. An evil Chinese syndicate based out of San Fransisco snuck down ninja style and tainted my enchilada. They're still furious that I would insinuate that they're Japanese. Chinese ninjas poioning Mexican food. It's good to see these three cultures coming together. I just wish it hadn't been to plot my demise. Why, oh why, didn't I just make myself a delicious sammich? Those bastards knew. Oh yes, they knew. It was clear that I would be unable to resist the cheesey goodness and carne asada scrumptiousness of a delectable Mexican treat. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go force myself not to puke. We've got to warn Kali. They'll be after her next.








Hell hath no fury like a Chinese restaurant with larger menus for customers they don't like and ninjas to take you out with. That's a quote from someone famous. Jesus I think.