5 MORE DAYS OF WORK!!!!!!!
That's right BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!
I've only got 5 more days of hell to get through! BOO YAH!
Plus... I GOT RELEASED FROM LIGHT DUTY! NO MORE SWEEPING FUCKING FLOORS!!
the doc says my arm is doing moooch battah, only he said it "much better". So that means I can return to lifting heavy boxes and getting paid insane ammounts of cash...
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That's right BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!
I've only got 5 more days of hell to get through! BOO YAH!
Plus... I GOT RELEASED FROM LIGHT DUTY! NO MORE SWEEPING FUCKING FLOORS!!
the doc says my arm is doing moooch battah, only he said it "much better". So that means I can return to lifting heavy boxes and getting paid insane ammounts of cash...
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wow... Hotmail finally worked!
for the past 2 weeks hotmail has been crapping up on me, so I've been constantly concerned that I was missing some rather important emails.
but no.
just a lot of people telling me I have a small penis and could never sexually satisfy a common house fly, let alone a full-grown human female.... unless I use their product of course....
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for the past 2 weeks hotmail has been crapping up on me, so I've been constantly concerned that I was missing some rather important emails.
but no.
just a lot of people telling me I have a small penis and could never sexually satisfy a common house fly, let alone a full-grown human female.... unless I use their product of course....
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moya:
Mmm..I love that sort of spam. Apparently, I need help enlarging my penis. 
When I had knee therapy, they hooked these..things up to my knee, I'm not sure what it was called.. Then they turned up the voltage *shudder* and I felt a small tingle in my leg, and there was my knee, tightening up, then relaxing..it looked so funny, and my mind couldn't accept that it wasn't me doing it, so I was laughing like a mad woman half the time..
Thank you for giving me the reality of building my own computer. I feel alot more confident now. 
Kidding!
But..it did used to be easier? God damnit..
When I had knee therapy, they hooked these..things up to my knee, I'm not sure what it was called.. Then they turned up the voltage *shudder* and I felt a small tingle in my leg, and there was my knee, tightening up, then relaxing..it looked so funny, and my mind couldn't accept that it wasn't me doing it, so I was laughing like a mad woman half the time..
Thank you for giving me the reality of building my own computer. I feel alot more confident now. Kidding!
But..it did used to be easier? God damnit..
argonautgod:
ARGGGHH! MOTHERFUCKER I JUST PUT WEIGHT ON MY FUCKING KNEE. BASTARDS!!!! FUCK MY SHITTY GENETICS.
Believe me on Today You Die. And enjoy Today You Die for his next one, Black Dawn, is a sequel to THE FOREIGNER. Mmm, hmmm.
Fucking, by any means necessary, see Advent Children soon as possible. I'm deadly serious. Suck 36 dicks in a row if you must but see that fucking movie!!!
Present tense conjugation? Fuck off
But dying is right, I think... awww, now I'm thinking about it... ngggh you're killing my Advent Children buzz, mang. Bah!
Believe me on Today You Die. And enjoy Today You Die for his next one, Black Dawn, is a sequel to THE FOREIGNER. Mmm, hmmm.
Fucking, by any means necessary, see Advent Children soon as possible. I'm deadly serious. Suck 36 dicks in a row if you must but see that fucking movie!!!
Present tense conjugation? Fuck off
But dying is right, I think... awww, now I'm thinking about it... ngggh you're killing my Advent Children buzz, mang. Bah!
Man... what an awesome / aggravating day at work.
First off I didn't do a damn thing all day. (good)
I spent the first 2 hours of work folding furniture pads in a truck where no one could see what I was up to.... so I just dorked off and sat around a bunch to kill time.
Total work time = 50 minutes
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First off I didn't do a damn thing all day. (good)
I spent the first 2 hours of work folding furniture pads in a truck where no one could see what I was up to.... so I just dorked off and sat around a bunch to kill time.
Total work time = 50 minutes
Then I...
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violently:
i love you <3
argonautgod:
I want a party host like the master of cermonies at those fist fights. That guy is an icon. MEW-SIK! he days. Then he boogies down as the cops crash the joint. Too awesome.
ok... I don't know what happened....
I shaved my chest because I was drunk and I felt like doing it....
now there's a cut that won't stop bleeding...
the stain on my white tshirt is about the size of a silver dollar...
man I hope this stops soon.
I shaved my chest because I was drunk and I felt like doing it....
now there's a cut that won't stop bleeding...
the stain on my white tshirt is about the size of a silver dollar...
man I hope this stops soon.
melladoree:
OH NO YOU DONT! Your not putting my kittens in no stew!
ew I have cut my leg shaving before and had that happen, it just bled for like an hour! It sucked!
I hope you are ok... too bad you are all prickly now!
ew I have cut my leg shaving before and had that happen, it just bled for like an hour! It sucked!
I hope you are ok... too bad you are all prickly now!
moya:
I've taken chunks of flesh out of my leg when shaving, that wouldn't stop bleeding for hours. I still have scabs from the beginning of august.. Usually, though, I take a small piece of kleenex/paper towel, press it onto the wound, the blood will hold it on, and it stops by the time that's full.
I guess that might not work for you, though..
Unfortunately, the regrowth looks terrible.. I've seen chests where the hair was all over, had been shaved, and was about a fourth-to-half inch long in growing back..
Good luck with that!
I guess that might not work for you, though..
Unfortunately, the regrowth looks terrible.. I've seen chests where the hair was all over, had been shaved, and was about a fourth-to-half inch long in growing back..
Good luck with that! well...
I gone and done it.
I forked over some cash for internet access at home...
it's dial up so it's slow... but dammit I was tired of not talking to people...
and the porno, oh the porno.
It's raining like hell outside... and it shows no signs of stopping. Maybe it'll flood the yard at work and I won't have to do anything!
Yeah......
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I gone and done it.
I forked over some cash for internet access at home...
it's dial up so it's slow... but dammit I was tired of not talking to people...
and the porno, oh the porno.
It's raining like hell outside... and it shows no signs of stopping. Maybe it'll flood the yard at work and I won't have to do anything!
Yeah......
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argonautgod:
Dial-Up is sooo STONE AGE. Jeepers Creepers, imagine downloding update for Windows - HELL!
And I do have something against golfers. I was...erm...Umm...RAPED BY EIGHT! HAH! Eat that, sucka! I did, sadly.
It is annoying. Finally some decent weather but I'm having to save my shoulder for work so I can't go work on my fence...nggh.
Paxman rules!
And I do have something against golfers. I was...erm...Umm...RAPED BY EIGHT! HAH! Eat that, sucka! I did, sadly.
It is annoying. Finally some decent weather but I'm having to save my shoulder for work so I can't go work on my fence...nggh.
Paxman rules!
melladoree:
you kitten killer! Shame on you!
argonautgod:
Damn I knew my ramblings would pull you back. Knew it!!!
What's that tattoo meant to be - it looks like one of those electrical diagrams we drew up in high school physics. I want an explanation.
And fucking respect on finishing off that credit card. Fucking mass respect. Someday I'll be free like you.
Rock Johnny D, RAWK!
What's that tattoo meant to be - it looks like one of those electrical diagrams we drew up in high school physics. I want an explanation.
And fucking respect on finishing off that credit card. Fucking mass respect. Someday I'll be free like you
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Rock Johnny D, RAWK!
melladoree:
ha ha ha, sounds like a plan!!1
OH shit I am STILL on workers comp from an injury I got over 3 years ago! They take forever to do anything, and still after 3 surgeries insist that I was never hurt! THEY SUCK!
I like the tattoo!
OH shit I am STILL on workers comp from an injury I got over 3 years ago! They take forever to do anything, and still after 3 surgeries insist that I was never hurt! THEY SUCK!
I like the tattoo!
well holy crap.
it's been a month since I last checked in with you people... let me catch you up to speed.
Went to Rochester Minn. for a cousin's wedding... hotter than hell, spent most of the time there drinking and video taping the whole schebang.
Went to Seattle for a friend of the families wedding... hotter than hell, spent most of the time there...
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it's been a month since I last checked in with you people... let me catch you up to speed.
Went to Rochester Minn. for a cousin's wedding... hotter than hell, spent most of the time there drinking and video taping the whole schebang.
Went to Seattle for a friend of the families wedding... hotter than hell, spent most of the time there...
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argonautgod:
Good god almighty, it's been so long since we rapped that I've forgotten YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! 2-0 SCOTLAND. Yes! Bugger me what a well taken goal.
Ahem, I'm watching the Scotland vs Austria friendly. We're winning, easily. So unusual.
Anyway what was that about the visor. I've forgotten. Many things go through head since then and I don't want to try and remember them.
Have you seen that movie Wedding Crashers. I did. I thought it reeked.
The thing about your grandma is that she's old and going to die... hence you really don't need to pay attention to her criticisms. Genius.
I know what l33t means. I'm international!
Ahem, I'm watching the Scotland vs Austria friendly. We're winning, easily. So unusual.
Anyway what was that about the visor. I've forgotten. Many things go through head since then and I don't want to try and remember them.
Have you seen that movie Wedding Crashers. I did. I thought it reeked.
The thing about your grandma is that she's old and going to die... hence you really don't need to pay attention to her criticisms. Genius.
I know what l33t means. I'm international!
argonautgod:
Bollocks, get back her now. Not later. Now, swine, NOW!!!!
I'm compelled, not drunk. Compelled.
Nggggh, fuck. I'm going to drink and read Elmore Leonard. Fuck I'm working tomorrow. My feet hurt from all those Italian pgymies I've kicked in my head. That's it. This has plummetted into drivel. Sayonana.
I'm compelled, not drunk. Compelled.
Nggggh, fuck. I'm going to drink and read Elmore Leonard. Fuck I'm working tomorrow. My feet hurt from all those Italian pgymies I've kicked in my head. That's it. This has plummetted into drivel. Sayonana.
Hello!
I'm back again....
finally.
so I got a job working for Brown Jug up here, the biggest liquor store chain in the state. I've been working pretty steadily for the past 3 weeks so I haven't had an opportunity to come and update this thing like I wanted to.
Working retail sucks... but hopefully I'll be getting a new job at a moving company...
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I'm back again....
finally.
so I got a job working for Brown Jug up here, the biggest liquor store chain in the state. I've been working pretty steadily for the past 3 weeks so I haven't had an opportunity to come and update this thing like I wanted to.
Working retail sucks... but hopefully I'll be getting a new job at a moving company...
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jj_r0x0rz:
*DILDO SMACK*
i miss you scotty boy!!! it was great talking to you on the phone
i miss you scotty boy!!! it was great talking to you on the phone
argonautgod:
You is back.
I is back!
Heh, heh, heh... Brown Jug. What a great name for a business. Some dumb but frigging cool. Still at least your grandmother doesn't get you up in the middle of the night, unlike my mate's one - although she has Alzhimer's BUT she doesn't bother any other member of his family. Is funny. Needed to share.
p.s. Your sexual relationship secret with your DVD-ROM secret is safe with me.
I is back!
Heh, heh, heh... Brown Jug. What a great name for a business. Some dumb but frigging cool. Still at least your grandmother doesn't get you up in the middle of the night, unlike my mate's one - although she has Alzhimer's BUT she doesn't bother any other member of his family. Is funny. Needed to share.
p.s. Your sexual relationship secret with your DVD-ROM secret is safe with me.
SCOTT'S DRUNKEN ALASKA UPDATE V.10,219.810828 ^ 4
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RAR! I need a job!
The film gig turned out to be fuck all I MIGHT work for them for 2 days a week for the 5 weeks the film conservatory's in session... so that's a total of 10 days of working time!!!!!!
plus the director was REALLY vague about how much she was going to pay...
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jj_r0x0rz:
DUUDE they have an ITG machine in alaska! at a regal cinemas!
melladoree:
*yells from window*
Hiya!
*yells from window*
Hiya!
DUN DUN DUN!
The moment you've all been waiting for....
SCOTT'S ALASKA JOURNAL!.... version 1.0
So, the past few days have been filled with tearful "see ya' later"s and more drinking than my liver would care to admit. However, I am safe and sound back in the land of the midnight sun... which is an apt name as it is currently 9:00 pm (21:00 to...
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The moment you've all been waiting for....
SCOTT'S ALASKA JOURNAL!.... version 1.0
So, the past few days have been filled with tearful "see ya' later"s and more drinking than my liver would care to admit. However, I am safe and sound back in the land of the midnight sun... which is an apt name as it is currently 9:00 pm (21:00 to...
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argonautgod:
British folk? Limey bastard?
I have you know that I'm a Scottish gobshite and f'n proud of it, you yankee terrorist swine!
To be honest, I have no idea what the problem with her family is. I've only met the girl twice in passing and yelled at her once to let Kenny back into the house so we could finish the poker game. However, when Kenny (who is a legend) left the island to get a job down south, the girl said she was pregnant in an attempt to bring him back. A total lie. I forsee that relationship touching 8.0 on the Fatal Attraction scale.
Watch what I do here -- 19.00. I pressed five keys on the keyboard and boom, translated easy. Are you that prejudiced against us gobshite that you won't press 5 keys on the keyboard. SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!
edit because your XENOPHOBIA distracted me... almost
Feeling in a rotten bastardish mood, I recommended my mate to screen Ichi the Killer for his friends who happen to be girls at their movie night. I fully expect the night to come to a crashing and upsetting halt. I'm such a devious shit I'm surprised I'm not a super criminal yet
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I have you know that I'm a Scottish gobshite and f'n proud of it, you yankee terrorist swine!
To be honest, I have no idea what the problem with her family is. I've only met the girl twice in passing and yelled at her once to let Kenny back into the house so we could finish the poker game. However, when Kenny (who is a legend) left the island to get a job down south, the girl said she was pregnant in an attempt to bring him back. A total lie. I forsee that relationship touching 8.0 on the Fatal Attraction scale.
Watch what I do here -- 19.00. I pressed five keys on the keyboard and boom, translated easy. Are you that prejudiced against us gobshite that you won't press 5 keys on the keyboard. SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!
edit because your XENOPHOBIA distracted me... almost
Feeling in a rotten bastardish mood, I recommended my mate to screen Ichi the Killer for his friends who happen to be girls at their movie night. I fully expect the night to come to a crashing and upsetting halt. I'm such a devious shit I'm surprised I'm not a super criminal yet
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theseadog:
Why are you always in Alaska! It's because I was homeless, isn't it? I thought you better than that Scott. 
Man if only my teachers taught English that way when I was a lad... ah well.