thescottness

haha just make sure you use yahoo maps instead of map quest cuz map quest fucks you over!

Check yer mail.

Ok, next time I'll try the shoe. Maybe then I'll kick ass. (80's joke)

intresting....

Dude, as a film maker you NEED to check out American Movie. Put somebody on good terms with those Blockbuster in an armlock, march them in and rent the thing. It was on as a late night film earlier in the year and I woke up the house because it was so funny. It's abjectly brilliant I declare.

The solution for Xmas presents - digital materialism. It works thus:

1. Download and install eMule.
2. Download scad loads of stuff - movies, music, comics, nudie stuff, the works.
3. Burn said scad loads onto a CD or DVD.
4. Disguise the present well.
5. Present of Xmas Day.
6. Prepare to be castigated if they don't like the nudie stuff.
7. Prepare to castigate if they don't like the presents.
8. Nip to 7-11 or whatever your equivelant to Bolts (or scrotes as I call it) and buy drink.
9. Enjoy the digital materialism.
10. Start planning for next Xmas.

Easy f'n peasy, I declare.

Now is the above insanity or brilliance, hmmmmm?

underworld are the excitement definately. have a good time and party till everyone else pukes! much more fun

yea those devout catholics *shudders* i went to an all girls catholic highschool i know exactly what you mean.

yea i can't drive whooo hooo nobody will ever le me near their car to learn.

John Q. Public... you cheeky swine

I felt like going back and posting an excerpt from the book to see how stupid it looks but I need to stop thinking about it... driving one nuts....

How come there's never an appropriate smiley when you want one. I mean what bloody puporse do these these serve.

Wish by The Cure is the best, right.

I'm listening to theBig Trouble in Little China Soundtrack. F'n cool.

Two words:

Back! up!

Back everything the hell up now, man. Once these f'n machines start to get freaky the terminality follows uber-quick as I found to my cost recently-ish. F'n technology, who needs it.

I do or I wouldn't be listening to the Superman 2 & 3 soundtracks. And Superman 2 was superior to Superman for two reasons - kick-ass baddies, brilliant ending.

Canada's cheap for a reason I hear. And what other movies have you directed/starred in? Are they online?

You know, I really have no inkling to travel. None. I would like to see a game in all 32 NFL stadiums but that's it.

Back! Up! Quick!

not smarter - just different interests and crazy when it comes to the amount of work ill take on....

ahhh, eyebrow piercings - i miss mine and dont much like the scar it left

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Couldn't tell you why these people walk up and tell you their history. Once upon a time this old dude actively tried to recruit me for the police. Would have had if my knees weren't fecked. Dang. Abusing power would have been fun.

Rice, one billion Chinese can't be wrong.

The Scottness - now there's a fucking nickname. Thank that girl called Renee.

Rice, yes!

Bitching! Editing done. Website up, a fecking good one as well. Bitching!

Hey, how come on the bios page everyone got a decent blurb but you only got one line? Scandalous. Throw a hissy fit. Although 'Shot and Chopped' is the coolest film credit anyone could get. Bless Robert Rodriguez.

You could get away with using ''Duck, You Sucker" if your lead sold the zinger right in the trailer. James Coburn didn't - thankfully Of course the 'Duck, You Sucker' song on the Morricone album is a completly innapropriate title for the piece. What was Leone smoking? And where can I get some? I'd make a facking killing on the smackhead scene.

What sort of wanker charges $100 for 5 drinks and... wait, what's a hooka party? Is it what I think it is but... actually it probably isn't. Bandits. $70 was too generous.

And I'm feeling you with the university thing. Every friend of mine that's got their degree has come out... damaged. The sort of peopl ethat'd pay your badits $100 plus 25% tip. Eejits!

I'll get that comic strip at the weekend, hopefully. I've got to deal with my friend's computer. He got all this new stuff and tried working with it while drunk. Naturally he wants to pay me to sort it out. But I will get to it.

Promise... kinda

wow that must be really gratifying to be part of creating something significant like that. I think the thing i regret most about the career path I took was that the opportunities to really create something are severely limited.

hey congrats! can't wait for the website to go live, ziggy is excited too!

Must get DVD set for Xmas. Have tried to refrain from seeing any behind the scenes stuff for Ep.3 or reading spoilers.

Damn, now I'm wondering how nuts I would have gone if I didn't know Chewbacca was going to be in it.

Yoda, Sidious, Samuel L. all had light sabers. Obi-Wan and Anakin is going to knock the world's bollocks off. This cannot suck. Can't wait until MAY!!!!!! Nggghhhh.

This composer needing the finished cut - can't he work off stills and snippets like Marilyn Manson did for Resident Evil or Jonathan Davis did for Queen of the Damned or is he not, as we say, shit-hot? And that website still isn't up... but my complaints mean nothing, neither's mine

Man, festivals. Reminds me of the time four of us decided we were going to make a film and we scoped locations and tried to blag our way into commercial premisies by rattling off festival after festival - Raindance, Sundance, Ediburgh. Might have worked if the script wasn't four weeks late. Forget who was to blame for that...

If Hitler were to come back and lead undead Nazis he wouldn't try France. Nope. Israel. He never liked them Jews. So there's hope yet

Drink hard, mate. You've earned it.

When exactly did you lose it?

Orko or before?

Jesus that was too funny. Thanks.

Clear your mind, take a deep breath.

Now yell:

FUCK IT ALL TO BASTARD HEAVEN AND HELL. WANK IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and repeat.

Why the tight as fish arseholes deadline? I'm rooting for ya!!