Man... what an awesome / aggravating day at work.
First off I didn't do a damn thing all day. (good)
I spent the first 2 hours of work folding furniture pads in a truck where no one could see what I was up to.... so I just dorked off and sat around a bunch to kill time.
Total work time = 50 minutes
Then I took a 15 minute bathroom break where I read a magazine on the john and just hung out.
Total work time = 0 minutes
After which I took my scheduled 15 minute smoke break.
Total work time = 0 minutes
Then I banded some wooden crates together using thick metal wiring, and then painted over the old shipping info with this cool blue paint.
Total work time = 30 minutes + I got to paint shit
And finally swept the warehouse before taking my lunch break
Total work time = 30 minutes
So... from 7:30 am to 12:30 when I finally clocked out I really only did:
110 minutes of ACTUAL WORK!!
TAKE THAT SUCKERS!
Then the aggrevating part begins.
I left work early to go and start my physical therapy today. I called the doctor's office earlier that morning to check when I had to come in... they said "any time." I get to the clinic and the people at the physical therapy office tell me, "oh! you have to have an appointment. We can't possibly fit you in today!"
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
So I checked with the doctor and she says "oh I forgot to give you the paper work to set up the appointment."
So now I wasted half a day.... but at least I ended up going to Blockbuster and renting a shit pile of cartoons to watch.
I've spent the last 4 hours watching Daria and Aqua Teen Hunger Force... and now I feel I should at least do something semi-productive today.
so I'm looking into admissions requirements for UC Berkely. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS! SCOTT'S GOIN' BACK TO SCHOOL!
and those fuckers better watch out, cuz now I'm focused... like a lazer... or a hose with one of those nozzles on it that makes the water shoot out really fast.
Now I'm tired of writing this thing... as I'm sure you're tired of reading it... so I'm going to stop writing now.
seriously.
I'm stopping.
wait for it.
waaait for it.
NOW!
First off I didn't do a damn thing all day. (good)
I spent the first 2 hours of work folding furniture pads in a truck where no one could see what I was up to.... so I just dorked off and sat around a bunch to kill time.
Total work time = 50 minutes
Then I took a 15 minute bathroom break where I read a magazine on the john and just hung out.
Total work time = 0 minutes
After which I took my scheduled 15 minute smoke break.
Total work time = 0 minutes
Then I banded some wooden crates together using thick metal wiring, and then painted over the old shipping info with this cool blue paint.
Total work time = 30 minutes + I got to paint shit
And finally swept the warehouse before taking my lunch break
Total work time = 30 minutes
So... from 7:30 am to 12:30 when I finally clocked out I really only did:
110 minutes of ACTUAL WORK!!
TAKE THAT SUCKERS!
Then the aggrevating part begins.
I left work early to go and start my physical therapy today. I called the doctor's office earlier that morning to check when I had to come in... they said "any time." I get to the clinic and the people at the physical therapy office tell me, "oh! you have to have an appointment. We can't possibly fit you in today!"
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
So I checked with the doctor and she says "oh I forgot to give you the paper work to set up the appointment."
So now I wasted half a day.... but at least I ended up going to Blockbuster and renting a shit pile of cartoons to watch.
I've spent the last 4 hours watching Daria and Aqua Teen Hunger Force... and now I feel I should at least do something semi-productive today.
so I'm looking into admissions requirements for UC Berkely. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS! SCOTT'S GOIN' BACK TO SCHOOL!
and those fuckers better watch out, cuz now I'm focused... like a lazer... or a hose with one of those nozzles on it that makes the water shoot out really fast.
Now I'm tired of writing this thing... as I'm sure you're tired of reading it... so I'm going to stop writing now.
seriously.
I'm stopping.
wait for it.
waaait for it.
NOW!
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violently:
i love you <3
argonautgod:
I want a party host like the master of cermonies at those fist fights. That guy is an icon. MEW-SIK! he days. Then he boogies down as the cops crash the joint. Too awesome.