mmmm..... Pork buns.
So, about a month or so ago I found this package of pork buns over at the local asian market for $2.50 for 4 buns... which is a screaming deal. I made 2 of them, but since the package is completely in Thai, I have no idea if there are directions for cooking the damn things - for all I know the package just says "haha sucker" over and over again.
I popped them in for 3 minutes, and ended up burning the hell out of them... like blackness and crispy pork insides kinda' burned. After that I stuck the remaining 2 in the freezer.
Flash forward to now, when I get home and find them still sitting in the freezer after forgetting all about them - I really love it when that happens. It's like I got lucky and hit the pork bun jackpot, but it's more awesome because I'm the one that put them there in the first place... it's not like I'm stealing some poor orphan's food - as he looks on, too weak from malnourishment to raise any form of resistance... no, I'm just eating what's mine.
It's like putting your winter coat away for the summer, only to find twenty bucks in the pockets when you take it out again next winter.... only the money is sweet, sweet pork wrapped in dough.
Anyway - I'm on jury duty this week. Which is awesome because tomorrow is a holiday, which lowers the odds that I'll get selected for a jury. Although it might be fun to do it once... I've been called 3 times so far, but have never been picked... it may be that I smell funny, although I have no idea how they could tell that over the phone... which means the government is spying on me somehow.
Alright - I'm going to bed. I've got a conducting test tomorrow!
So, about a month or so ago I found this package of pork buns over at the local asian market for $2.50 for 4 buns... which is a screaming deal. I made 2 of them, but since the package is completely in Thai, I have no idea if there are directions for cooking the damn things - for all I know the package just says "haha sucker" over and over again.
I popped them in for 3 minutes, and ended up burning the hell out of them... like blackness and crispy pork insides kinda' burned. After that I stuck the remaining 2 in the freezer.
Flash forward to now, when I get home and find them still sitting in the freezer after forgetting all about them - I really love it when that happens. It's like I got lucky and hit the pork bun jackpot, but it's more awesome because I'm the one that put them there in the first place... it's not like I'm stealing some poor orphan's food - as he looks on, too weak from malnourishment to raise any form of resistance... no, I'm just eating what's mine.
It's like putting your winter coat away for the summer, only to find twenty bucks in the pockets when you take it out again next winter.... only the money is sweet, sweet pork wrapped in dough.
Anyway - I'm on jury duty this week. Which is awesome because tomorrow is a holiday, which lowers the odds that I'll get selected for a jury. Although it might be fun to do it once... I've been called 3 times so far, but have never been picked... it may be that I smell funny, although I have no idea how they could tell that over the phone... which means the government is spying on me somehow.
Alright - I'm going to bed. I've got a conducting test tomorrow!
And seriously, its not really video games and booze Im spending my money on. Its hookers. I really need a job to have more money for those....