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You can't kill me with a GUN. I'll be DEAD by the time you reach me, you swine. Hence you can't kill me, OH NO. This bastard cold's going to drive me to it first. Sodding heap of wank. I hate colds. I hate them. Do something man. Do something with your gainful employment and nuke this cold within me. Invent a cure man -- I know you have it in you.

Wow, I just begged... heheheheheheh

Well, in order to booze it up with friends, I A) need friends and B) need booze..
The frat parties just sort of..don't float my boat entirely. They're fun, I'd like to go to more, but I'd also like to go with a good guyfriend who will dance with me and make it look like I'm off-limits to other males there because 'my man' is there..You know? Kind of like a safety feature.. And a guarantee I won't get bored..

So I should become a mall-rat?? I need to figure out how to get there, first!
And I don't think they'd accept murder as a way to pass my tme..

I have been just as broke! I found $75 in my bank account, and I am assuming it is from my mother! I went hog wild at the grocery store, spent a whole $35! It is so hard to shop after being dirt poor!

DO IT MOVE THERE!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

i was nearly hit by one at an organised event when i was small so been terrified since


it does not help when there are gangs of youths setting them off all over the place .. very very dangerous

Thing with saw was it wasn't THAT gory, until the last five minutes... fuck. Very unnerving though, real fucked up. Although not a patch on Ichi. Both movies are genius though.

Ahh Xmas, a great time to stretch the financial brain. Getting the most for least, pulling a Duke and going bargain hunting. Be the Duke. Hunt.

Ya drunkard..

The words were basically explanations of the pictures.. If you missed the paragraphs, you got it all in the pictures anyway. And thank you.

Yeah, you probably don't want to hear about some of my Bowie concert experiences then... though I might have some recordings you might be into... remind me next time we talk....

And 61.1 days is the time you took to simply do the smoking. If you factor in the health impact (there are probably sites for that), you're somewhere between years and decades, I'm guessing. Awesome...

I used to do cart jousting as a kid... oh so fun!

Damn, that was a long read...

~Trilo~

heheheheh... I'm such a shit it's unreal!!!

Now I shall read this... when I can see straight.

do trout come out?

Does Doom qualify as a SEAGAL movie (like Submerged) or a shit movie (like... um, Aliens vs Predator).

I seriously need to start planning this Seagal essay. I've got this bare bones structure but the leg bone's at the neck bone and so forth.

Holy cocksucking Christ you're having your interview as I fucking type. Best of the best luck.

how about fuck the us all together lets all move to japan and the uk

hahah omg they are soooo cheese. they're like these scenester kids that describe themselves as hardcore/screamo, but they really are like eminem but even lamer. i was like are you shitting me? i did the running man and then spanked chewbacca. i couldn't be serious about it at all.

Tasted kinda chalky in one case, the other like a damp stone (it was in the middle of the rainforest)...

~Trilo~

Telemarketer? No, man. You won't get that job. You don't fit the cold-calling, piss-swilling, dirt for brains swine-fisting criteria.

I'm perceptive I am.

Dude, I'm like..not drunk yet to prank phone call or anything.

Jobs suck. My roommate, my sister, my friend, and I are all looking in different areas, even taco bell isn't hiring. Good luck job-hunting, it's too bad that other one didn't weork out.. What about working that one part-time, and another part-time? You'd have more of a variety in your day, it wouldn't be the same for 8 boring hours.

Tsk, bleeding drama queen...

Aren't all incoming calls free?

Aw.. It was nice knowing you. Who knows, maybe we'll see you back in a year or two..

fuck i hate everything right now...i wanna jump off a bridge

happy birthday sweets!

HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL ONE!

Welcome back!