Ugh. I have one of those fucking headaches that feels like you have a bullet hole just above and slightly to the right of your eyeball. I need strong painkillers, but if I take them, when they wear off I'll only feel worse. Though some temporary relief would be very, very nice.
Fuck! The last three mornings or so, when I wake up I feel...
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Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.
Gently down the stream,
Merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.
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causus:
It's very challenging. We have a lot of people who wash out. The amount of money you make depends on how much work offshore you do. You have a salary but you get a day rate while offshore.
allycat_13:
I just like to talk to people. Can't stand going back and forth with the whole commenting thing. Get to know people better through instant messaging. E-mail's cool, wouldn't know what to say though. Don't know you really. 
If any of you are considering getting a Sprint PCS phone, let me know so I can bitch slap you senseless.
Spring PCS fucking sucks!!!
I fucking hate them. Why I ever left AT&T is beyond me. Well, not, it's not. AT&T's free nights don't start until 9:00pm. Sprint's start at 7:00pm. That is the ONLY thing that's better about Sprint. Everything else about Sprint...
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Spring PCS fucking sucks!!!
I fucking hate them. Why I ever left AT&T is beyond me. Well, not, it's not. AT&T's free nights don't start until 9:00pm. Sprint's start at 7:00pm. That is the ONLY thing that's better about Sprint. Everything else about Sprint...
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therealtexasguy:
Seven fucking train derailments in San Antonio in SIX MONTHS!!
Jesus, man, Union Pacific needs to get their shit squared away! Too many people are dying because of it. One of the derailments was a whole two miles from my apartment and the fucking thing was spewing all kinds of noxious gases like chlorine and bleach and shit. You know, the main ingredients in mustard gas. Thousands of people had to go to the emergency room. People as far away as ten miles were getting sick. Luckily the wind was on my side and I could barely even smell it.
Another time they dropped tons of diesel fuel into the San Antonio River just upstream of where I used to fish and it killed all kinds of plant life and fish and shit.
Man, UP is criminally incompetent. The last train CRASHED INTO A BUILDING and killed at least one person. Man, imagine getting hit by a train while you're sitting there at work?
This after a Bexar county judge ordered them to do all kinds of safety stuff including rerouting a lot of their trains out of the city proper, and STILL they're killing people and destroying buildings and the environment.
I hope Bexar County and San Antonio City file a major lawsuit against those fuckers!
Jesus, man, Union Pacific needs to get their shit squared away! Too many people are dying because of it. One of the derailments was a whole two miles from my apartment and the fucking thing was spewing all kinds of noxious gases like chlorine and bleach and shit. You know, the main ingredients in mustard gas. Thousands of people had to go to the emergency room. People as far away as ten miles were getting sick. Luckily the wind was on my side and I could barely even smell it.
Another time they dropped tons of diesel fuel into the San Antonio River just upstream of where I used to fish and it killed all kinds of plant life and fish and shit.
Man, UP is criminally incompetent. The last train CRASHED INTO A BUILDING and killed at least one person. Man, imagine getting hit by a train while you're sitting there at work?
This after a Bexar county judge ordered them to do all kinds of safety stuff including rerouting a lot of their trains out of the city proper, and STILL they're killing people and destroying buildings and the environment.
I hope Bexar County and San Antonio City file a major lawsuit against those fuckers!
I love my new truck. 
Poor bastards at the dealership. They shouldn't have given me that comprehensive warranty. When they're working on the truck, I get a rental car. Stupid fucks, now everytime any little thing is wrong with my truck I'm going to bring it in and rag out their rental cars. Like, for example, the steering wheel makes a very subtle sound sometimes...
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Poor bastards at the dealership. They shouldn't have given me that comprehensive warranty. When they're working on the truck, I get a rental car. Stupid fucks, now everytime any little thing is wrong with my truck I'm going to bring it in and rag out their rental cars. Like, for example, the steering wheel makes a very subtle sound sometimes...
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kybella:
You have had so much to say since I've been gone! Interesting. And now I find out that you have decided to leave me for another women. How low?! 
Dude, cool thing with the new truck. Exciting shit.
Dude, cool thing with the new truck. Exciting shit.
genevieve:
Thank you thank you, I can be photogenic...only sometimes...
Glad to hear someone has you fallen...just try not to smash into the ground to quickly...
Glad to hear someone has you fallen...just try not to smash into the ground to quickly...
OK!
They should call that smiley face "the shitty eating grin" cause that's the grin I got on my face right now!
The paperwork is finalized. I now own a 2004 Dodge Dakota SXT. Barring any complications with the bank, it's mine. I signed all the paperwork and all. The bank, in the next week or so, could find out I forged some stuff, but...
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They should call that smiley face "the shitty eating grin" cause that's the grin I got on my face right now!
The paperwork is finalized. I now own a 2004 Dodge Dakota SXT. Barring any complications with the bank, it's mine. I signed all the paperwork and all. The bank, in the next week or so, could find out I forged some stuff, but...
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I'm so in love with my new truck. I get a hardon every time I drive it. 
Seriously, though, it's kick ass. It's a 2004 Dodge Dakota SXT single cab (they didn't have any extended cabs and this one was pretty sweet as it was) with less then 11,000 miles on it. The interior is cloth ( I fucking hate leather and vinyl and shit)...
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Seriously, though, it's kick ass. It's a 2004 Dodge Dakota SXT single cab (they didn't have any extended cabs and this one was pretty sweet as it was) with less then 11,000 miles on it. The interior is cloth (
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therealtexasguy:
Actually, I just got back and the fuckers are giving me hella problems!
Those limey fucking cock suckers told me to forge some documents, so I did, and man I did a hell of a job (I know a thing or two and forging stuff ) but now it's not good enough because it's a copy (which the bitch on the phone said was fine) and it has the numbers written in with a pen. I kindly explained that I'm a small businessman who employs one person; myself. So I don't have the big computer equipment and shit of other businesses that print up checks. Sufficed to say, some yelling was involved and I almost made her cry. Maybe she did, I don't know, I stormed out.
So it looks like I might have to pay it off straight cash. This is feasible, but not something I want to do. 15k is a big chunk of money and means I'll have to liquidate everything and borrow heavily from some of my wealthier family members, but if that's what it gets down to, that's what it gets down to.
We'll see. I'm going to get high and smoke a cigarette, I need a brief reprieve before my rather hectic night starts.
Those limey fucking cock suckers told me to forge some documents, so I did, and man I did a hell of a job (I know a thing or two and forging stuff
) but now it's not good enough because it's a copy (which the bitch on the phone said was fine) and it has the numbers written in with a pen. I kindly explained that I'm a small businessman who employs one person; myself. So I don't have the big computer equipment and shit of other businesses that print up checks. Sufficed to say, some yelling was involved and I almost made her cry. Maybe she did, I don't know, I stormed out.
So it looks like I might have to pay it off straight cash. This is feasible, but not something I want to do. 15k is a big chunk of money and means I'll have to liquidate everything and borrow heavily from some of my wealthier family members, but if that's what it gets down to, that's what it gets down to.
We'll see. I'm going to get high and smoke a cigarette, I need a brief reprieve before my rather hectic night starts.
therealtexasguy:
The funny thing is, for as kick ass as the truck is (the radio actually holds FIFTEEN stations in member, I found out), the seats are just horribly uncomfortable. I'm gonna have to change them out if I do buy it. Which means three hundred bucks or so if I get some kick ass bucket seats, or a hundred and some change if I just go to the salvage and get some run down bucket seats. We'll see.
Honestly, it still hasn't set in yet; the fact that I now own a brand-fucking-new truck. I would have expected to sooner win the lottery then to own a new vehicle, especially a Dodge Dakota (my dream truck, to be truthful I've always wanted this exact truck, only with a bigger engine...but the bigger engine just wouldn't work, I need something resembling decent gas mileage...
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therealtexasguy:
Oh, by the way, Red McCombs is the shit and I'll always buy any new vehicles I need from them! I couldn't give them a higher endorsement if I tried!
Any one else ever consider the fact that if pickles weren't so easily massed produced that they would be considered a delicacy? Say if you had to climb the highest peak in the Rockies to harvest a specific species of cucumber that only grew on that one mountain and was only harvestable one day out of the year and had to be made with vinger...
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Life always finds ways to screw ya...life is like a really long date rape.
That's what Raoul_Duke wrote in my last journal entry. A-fucking-men, brother.
Proof Positive that Bush is a war criminal
Today was a good day.
I made a sort of peace with my cousin, the one I fired and hadn't talked to since. I also very likely rented a place. Which is...
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I'm sleepy and I'm bitter because life is screwing me out of what would be an otherwsie awesome Saturday afternoon spent in bed sleeping....
itwasduke:
Life always finds ways to screw ya...life is like a really long date rape.
genevieve:
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTLEY!
Let us hold hands my brotha and sing the song of our people!
Let us hold hands my brotha and sing the song of our people!
Also, Dyme's new set is the fucking hotness. Course, Dyme is just the fucking hotness herself, now isn't she?
Hope your head starts feeling better.