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Somewhere in Western Nevada

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Thursday May 06, 2004

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Just started reading Don Quixote, after having it sleep on my nightstand for weeks on end. Must say that, though Im only a few chapters in, this is a much, much, much better novel than I had anticipated (and I anticipated quite a bit, considering it was voted the Best Novel Ever, or some such honor, by the Nobel Institute). This book is funny, sad, and inspiring all in one. Not an easy task for any novel, let alone one thats well over four hundred years old.

Thank God the Beastie Boys are back, and with a kick ass new video! Its about fucking time for a new Beastie Boys album!


Anyone hear about that new 500 horsepower Dodge Ram SRT-10? Jesus Christ, that things as fast as a stock Corvette! Can we say fucking awesome?? That makes me want more and more to fix up my truck instead of buying a new onebut, I dunno, thats a lot of work. Ten years of hardcore abuse means Ill literally have to replace everything on it, from the front bumper to the tailgate. The interior is in worse shape every day, too. Every time you see it, thats my interiors worst day of its life (name the movie I got that from and win a pony ride)...and now i just left my fucking window down and it got rained on...ugh...

Jesus, I finally got rid of that fucking Sasser Worm virus thing. That son-of-a-bitch was more of a pain-in-the-ass than the Blaster Worm. Let us all take a minute and thank CNN for informing me exactly what was wrong with my computer. I was ten seconds away from smashing that bastard with a baseball bat until I saw the Special Report on CNN.

Im looking for a set of Garbage Pail Kids cards. I found a few people that have some of those old jewels, but they want just a little bit too much for them. This isnt an investment, just something I want to remind me of my carefree days as a kid trading Topps and Fleer and GPK cards on the playground.

My Best Four Comedy Shows Ever List:
1) Dave Chappelle Show
2) Kids In The Hall
3) Reno 911!
4) The Simpsons

Also, let me welcome Tara to the site. You need to check this site out girl, its awesome. Also, dont forget to email me. I cant wait to hear from you again. By the way, I understand the whole gas powered skate board thing. Stupid me, all I had to do was look at the fucking pictureduh

and, everyone, let us have a moment of silence for Elara's new set...all hail down to the beauty that is the sassy little SG vixen of our dreams... love

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