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therealtexasguy

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Tuesday May 04, 2004

May 4, 2004
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"long days and dark nights...the sweat of a lifetime of nightmares threatens to drowned me in my own haven of sleeplessness...where will i be safe? when will i be free? how long until the chains of my prisoner are slackened and i can roam free once again?...for those who have come to doubt that there is still beauty in the world...for those who have come to understand that all art is commercial, i defy you to gaze upon DebraJean's b&w mountain set with your cynic eyes and shallow hearts...my last cigarette has just been smoked, and already i weep for the friend who i will never be with again...during this stage of life we come to cope with the continual lose of friends and lovers...when will they be replaced? how long will i wait? for what force of karma do i owe all these great losses? there are times on our journey when we come to a crossroads of a million choices, each as pertinent as the rest...why must we be forced to decide one fate against the other? where are the souls of the innocent to seek guidance when the elders know not even the fate of their own choices?"

david chappelle has been my favorite comic since i moved to texas. i'm so glad he finally got his own show, it's about damn time! i swear, it's the funniest fucking show EVER. better than Mad TV and SNL and Kids In The Hall and Reno 911!...although Kids In The Hall is fucking genius...

those Kids In The Hall marathons on Comedy Central were killing me during the Spring Semester...i was staying up until three and four in the morning watching them, then sleeping a whole three hours before i had to be at school...no wonder i failed my math class (i think, i kind of just stopped going).

why did K-Mart have to go and close all their stores in the south? i hate wal-mart, it's always packed AND it's filthier than a fucking port-a-potty at a public park...it's fucking disgusting...

anyway, i'll catch ya'll later. will add more later tonight after dinner...
therealtexasguy:
the Beastie Boys are back, and with bad ass new video!!!
May 5, 2004
therealtexasguy:
Just started reading Don Quixote, after having it sleep on my nightstand for weeks on end. Must say that, though Im only a few chapters in, this is a much, much, much better novel than I had anticipated (and I anticipated quite a bit, considering it was voted the Best Novel Ever, or some such honor, by the Nobel Institute). This is book is funny, sad, and inspiring all in one. Not an easy task for any novel, let alone one thats well over four hundred years old.

Thank God the Beastie Boys are back, and with a kick ass new video! Its about fucking time for a new Beastie Boys album!


Anyone hear about that new 500 horsepower Dodge Ram SRT-10? Jesus Christ, that things as fast as a stock Corvette! Can we say <I> fucking awesome</I>?? That makes me want more and more to fix up my truck instead of buying a new onebut, I dunno, thats a lot of work. Ten years of hardcore abuse means Ill literally have to replace everything on it, from the front bumper to the tailgate. The interior is in worse shape every day, too. Every time you see it, thats my interiors worst day of its life (name the movie I got that from and win a pony ride).

Im looking for a set of Garbage Pail Kids cards. I found a few people that have some of those old jewels, but they want just a little bit too much for them. This isnt an investment, just something I want to remind me of my carefree days as a kid trading Topps and Fleer and GPK cards on the playground.

My Best Four Comedy Shows Ever List:
1) Dave Chappelle Show
2) Kids In The Hall
3) Reno 911!
4) The Simpsons

Also, let me welcome Tara to the site. You need to check this site out girl, its awesome. Also, dont forget to email me. I cant wait to hear from you again. By the way, I understand the whole gas powered skate board thing. Stupid me, all I had to do was look at the fucking pictureduh
May 6, 2004

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