Happy 21st Birthday to me. Just spent fifty bucks on half-pints and a bottle of 'sparkling wine' at the liquor store. My best friend took me to Cha Chos (yummie) for some food and offered to take me to the bar, his treat, but I took a rain check. I started drinking before the sun rose and my stomach is less than cooperative at this point. Still, I don't doubt I'll go visit him at work (at the bar) and get a few free pints of Guinness in a little while. Already have some Peppermint Schnapps (yummie), Chivas Regal, Seagrams Gin, and the like.
Funny thing happened when I left the liquor store, in my friend's piece of shit car. My ex-girlfriend, who is also his ex-girlfriend, came up behind us and we pulled into a Taco Bell parking lot. It's her birthday too (yeah, weird, I know, especially if you knew the entire story there...Spanish Soap Operahs ain't go nothin' on MY love life! oh yeah, baby!).
I need to call some of my extended family before they call me. That's the kind of nice guy I am, trying to save them some long distance bills
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Any ways, Happy New Year's Eve, ladies and gentlemen. I wish you all the best wishes and good will and all that stuff.
Funny thing happened when I left the liquor store, in my friend's piece of shit car. My ex-girlfriend, who is also his ex-girlfriend, came up behind us and we pulled into a Taco Bell parking lot. It's her birthday too (yeah, weird, I know, especially if you knew the entire story there...Spanish Soap Operahs ain't go nothin' on MY love life! oh yeah, baby!).
I need to call some of my extended family before they call me. That's the kind of nice guy I am, trying to save them some long distance bills
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Any ways, Happy New Year's Eve, ladies and gentlemen. I wish you all the best wishes and good will and all that stuff.