Sunday Dec 05, 2004

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Just quit smoking. My chest cold is pretty bad, so now is as good a time as any. Only flushed the cigarettes like five minutes ago and already I can feel a monster craving about to attack.

Would have more to write, but can't think of anything but cigarettes.

Saturday Dec 04, 2004

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Am very tired.

Think I'm going to head out to the lake soon for some predawn fishing. Wish I had bought firewood last night - it's going to be fucking freezing out there and I feel like I'm coming down with something. Probably end up getting real sick for a week if I go, but I need to do something.

Let's just check the weather...
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Friday Dec 03, 2004

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Got high and went fishing. Didn't catch anything, but it was very cathartic. Will hopefully go again tomorrow night. Unfortunately, the likelihood is that everyone else will too. Maybe not. I was literally one of three people on the lake tonight. Fucking love that. The water level was incredibly high; all my old campsites were under water. Wild.

Remember, if you don't have anything nice...
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therealtexasguy:
Everyone remember that "Nuke The Whales" posted Nielsen has on his bedroom wall in the episode where Lisa falls in love with him?

I'm going to make that poster. My buddy was telling me his shop on his base has a printer that can print poster size things of hi-def quality. Kick ass.

Lisa: "Do you really believe that?"

Nielsen: "I dunno. Gotta nuke somethin."

Lisa: "Touche."

Classic.
kybella:
Dude, you are a nut. Another chick...damn, are you on a roll or what??

Have a great weekend...get REALLY REALLY stoned and rock out.

Thursday Dec 02, 2004

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Haha! My neighbors must love me. I have a Kittie CD almost full blast on the otherside of my apartment, and a Static-X CD full blast on the otherside. I can't find the remote for the stereo and with my back hurting so bad I figured it'd be better to drown out the Kittie with the X so I didn't have to walk over there...
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therealtexasguy:
Why does K-Mart still advertise so heavily in South Texas when there is literally not ONE K-Mart in all of South Texas? Seriously, not one. When they declared bankruptcy, every K-Mart in South Texas closed down. Then HEB, the local grocery store chain, bought most all of the old buildings. Well, the ones Wal-Mart didn't buy. Maybe this is why K-Mart went bankrupt?
brite_red_scream:
hehehe...so your friends tell you not to "fuck things up" eh...hehehe...that's hilarious. Must be nice to have cool neighbors...i used to always have squares calling the cops on me for jamming out...and it wasn't even that loud either...bass just carries more...this is why houses kick so much ass.

Thursday Dec 02, 2004

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They finally turned the heater on in my apartment building. It's not like the first of December is late in the season to finally get a heater...oh...wait...it is. Fuckers.

I love Kamel Red Lights. Wish they came in 100s.

How does my apartment get so cluttered so quick? I really want to clean it up so it looks all clean and new again, but my...
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therealtexasguy:
Oh yeah, someone was telling me of this weird personality profile on Match.com I think it was. I checked it out and god damn if that thing didn't nail me almost exactly. Wild.

Oh yeah, This American Life on NPR is the absolute shit. The best radio show of our generation.

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Wednesday Dec 01, 2004

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I have this odd attraction to a friend of mine who works at my college. It's a powerful thing. The weird thing is, she's a good looking lady and all, but she's not exactly dropping guys to their knees. Basically, she's not like all my ex-girlfriends (i.e. perfect bodies and beautiful faces...and INSANE!). But she's wildly intelligent and so fucking fun to be around. When...
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brite_red_scream:
i think all of my ex's were like that. I could never look at pictures of em and be like..."cheechas christ! he's sooooooo bloody hot!" in fact...my friends...would be like "What do u see in that dude?!" hahahaha....i'm a sucker for a guy with a good personality that i can talk music with...he's gotta be a music fanatic...it's a necessity!

Wednesday Dec 01, 2004

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This thing with my thumb is weird. How did hurting my arm make my thumb useless?

This would be more of a mystery if I hadn't done the same thing to my left leg ten years ago. I was fucking around on a dirt bike and caught an insane amount of air (we're talking like thirty or forty feet people) and I had planned to...
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girly:
Ours were really lame. They talked mostly about female coming of age shit like getting your period and your breasts getting bigger. As for the sex part, I think we got jipped. It was briefly mentioned, but none of us knew what the hell it was all about. I learned everything from reading my brother's porno mags. wink
kybella:
I jerk off with my right hand, too.

Tuesday Nov 30, 2004

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I have a standing bet with pandamonium for one dollar that I will never hook up with a girl who not only knows exactly what she wants, but will communicate as such. I truly pray I lose this bet, and would still hope so if it were for a million bucks.

I think my girl is trying to end it. In fact, I'm about ninety...
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happygrl:
Sorry to hear about that.....I'm not very subtle, but I'm not very into guys either shocked

If you feel lonely...Lasher is here to keep you company

Tuesday Nov 30, 2004

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I have a weird problem.

I have this seriously kick ass pinstripe suit (not gangster pinstripe, but a nice subtle striping of like three differents color, but unless you're real close it just looks blue) but it's way too big. Like, inches of fabric from top to bottom need to be removed. I have a feeling it's too much that needs to be removed for...
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therealtexasguy:
I just had the most beautiful dream of my entire fucking life.

eeek
therealtexasguy:
Wish I could remember it all.

The weird thing is, I was in a lot of pain. I'd burned my finger horribly with acid, and had been kicked in the face, and was being chased by this mean ass chola because I'd stole his girl, but everything about the dream was pure beauty.

Monday Nov 29, 2004

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God damnit, G, you make too much sense.

You're right. I do complicate things, though, in my defense, some things in this world are just inherently complicated.

So the question is:

Keep going and try and make it work? Or just accept defeat and give up?

Put in the simplist of terms like that, I see the answer. My inability to walk away from a...
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pandamonium:
it's a shame you've never met a woman who knows what she wants.

then again, you are 21 ... you've got lots of women to go through wink

they're out there .... i bet you a dollar on that. tongue

Monday Nov 29, 2004

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Ha ha!

I'm not even sad or angry or upset. I just find it funny. Of course this would happen to me right now. Of all the fucking things that could happen, this was so likely to happen it's a wonder it didn't happen sooner.

So, as if my girl didn't live far enough away as it is, she is now thinking of moving twice...
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genevieve:
...make what you make of life...you complicate things...not life...

kiss smoochies

Sunday Nov 28, 2004

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I'm naming my first son Atreyu.

Wish I hadn't slept in. I have a strong desire to go rent The Neverending Story II. It's been so long that I can't remember if I liked the movie or not (the first one is a fucking masterpiece if ever there was one).

Am down to my last cigarette. I smoke waaaaay too much anymore. Wonder if I'll...
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susannahjoy:
the second one kinda sucked. it had a completely different cast so that was just way too annoying. but yes, the first one is one of the greatest movies ever made. ever. it kicks some serious butt. smile
girly:
It was actually the cnnection between the heater itself and the copper piece that connects it to the pipe in the wall. I don't know what it's called. Anyway, when we got a new water heater last year, the guys didn't change out any of the fittings so that's where it started to leak. Luckily it didn't leak the entire time we were gone, just a day or so. We didn't even bother calling the landlord. It was obvious that a water heater had leaked here before. That and we did a better job repairing it than any of her handymen could. whatever

The Dalmation is actually our second dog. The puppy isn't even finished growing yet and he's already taller then the Dalmation. eeek
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