thepirate

my family used to rent a cottage on lake michigan with the cousins. plenty og trouble to be had there [there were 8 of us or so at any given time and a ton of other kids]. Yes, my family drove the whole way from New Jersey. We always left at 3am to 'beat the traffic.'

Arthur Miller died. Finally. I thought we'd never get rid of him. Now there's only a few smart people left . . . soon, the world will be OURS! The dumb shall rule the earth without opposition! SG, flash some tits and ass for dumb! (Yeah, ok, I know that goes without saying, but do it with heart this time . . . .)

Urine this

It's funny. I was just thinking how New York is missing something. Or someone. Someone with a piss fixation and a vast collection of top siders.

So come on over. We can squeeze you in. Somehow. (Bring a human-size shoehorn, though, just in case.)

And by the way, I'm not into this remote-control vicarious living shit either -- I'm referring to your suggestion of wiring a crackhead and listening from the comfort of a secret service suv. But now that I think about it, I might as well be referring to this here site. Only good thing about it is that I can be a total phony and no one knows the truth -- no one sees the sociopathic troll behind this cool, smart, sultry facade.

No one knows that I actually am the crackhead whore with wires on.

Oh forgot to mention, I finished with your cover letter, but I'm not sure what to do about the resume -- do you wanna include the gay cruise masseur-boy under Work Experience or Interests?

what are you feeling about your hair? I thought super short fuzzy was rad, but hey it took you a long time to grow it out. Go with your gut on what you feel. Hack, maintain or grow longer.....

I've got no hair advice.
Where is that picture?

I'm not in the greatest place either. Sympathy and so many hugs and loves for you.

damn.

I hope you find yourself in a better spot soon.

No joke, they're hard to get out of my head too.

it might be time.

Oh, come now! I've near removed my nose (and eyes, come to think of it) many, many times in the past few weeks, but it'll be worth it when my bangs pass the "try not to kill yourself" stage.

Keep the hair, it'll be worth it.
Plus, I fucking love it.

[Edited on Feb 05, 2005 5:04AM]

That's very sweet, but unnecessary unless you're planning on licking my face or something.

I was wondering why you'd fallen off of the planet. get well.

[Edited on Feb 03, 2005 9:16PM]

you need someone to sleep with. a person or a stuffed bunny.

Lawry's?

awwww...yer a sweetheart.
and not boring.
(which is rarer.)
keep in touch.

man i gotta do a lotta mad libs this week...

What'cha doin' now?

we will have the power.

How you know I fuck pony?

they're all vampires

i need that pony shirt.

mister, won't you please help my pony?
he's fallen and he will not get up.
I think it's his lung.