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I Will Hate My Alarm No More Forever
With apologies to Chief Joseph and the Nez Perce tribe

I thought I mentioned here, but apparently did not, since I wasn't a member here until two months after the last time I had been angry with my alarm clock, that I have been in the market for a new alarm clock for some time now (shortly...
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sapphic_plastic:
that's what happens when you try to write a note to the most popular girl in school. wink

re: BBQing emersonians: as i said to your heterolifemate, noshing on all the fake tan and cologne toxins residing in their skins could prove dangerous to us.

and dude, the welsh can't help being welsh.
seantastic:
Only you can write a journal about alarm clocks and make me read the whole thing. Damn you Seor Pantelones! Although that is a pretty sweet alarm clock and I may have to buy it.
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My favorite smells in the world:
1) A pot roast that's been in the slow cooker all day.
2) Shower steam as I wash four days worth of camp smoke out of my hair.
3) Fresh cut grass that I didn't have to cut.

It has been something like 7 years since I've had the chance to smell favorite smell #2. Last night's shower was...
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sapphic_plastic:
dude, nobody who accomodates my every whim for goudah cheese and campy 80's movies could ever be accused of dropping the ball. i just get into these uber negative mini exestential crisises once in a while... then its all over and i'm back to being sane normal me.
yeeeesss. sane.

(plastic bag feet softly shuffling)
sapphic_plastic:
let's put it this way:
me not dancing tonight provides another week for me to work on a totally fantastic "last night at manray" outfit. it also gives me more time to try and butter up DJ gumbercules to play le tigre and rock lobster. is he keen on bribery? could i offer him a free drink, a foot massage, a sparkley handcrafted belated wedding gift? (i'm thinking a frame made with popsicle stix and bedazzled in glitter, perhaps?) because i would do all that and more just to jam to "my my metrocard" on the dance floor just once.
dance up a stizzy storm for me and i expect notes on the evening in my mailbox tommmorow, stat! wink
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What could get boundcreature, Palo and I all to Pennsylvania for a weekend?

An 80s Prom Party, of course.


Our friend Eryn's birthday was this weekend, and she threw herself a prom. Now, you may be familiar with Eryn's boyfriend, Chris. If not, if I'm the angel on boundcreature's right shoulder, Chris is the devil on his left. Every time either of has...
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seantastic:
GOLDIIIEEEE!!!!! You are an awesome individual. I am deeply touched by your haiku. biggrin
chezgeek:
heyyyy. glad i could hang with you (and the gang) this weekend. i cant wait until the next event to see all of yall again!
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What the hell are we doing in Pennsylvania?!

Come back tomorrow to find out!


finch:
awh, i totally wish i was there. frown
popetom:
Hitting on Amish women?

-PT
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I've been following quite a few mp3 blogs at work. It's nice; a whole day of entirely new music 2-3 days/week.I've even bought a handful of CDs from artists I wouldn't have heard of if not for the mp3 blogs. (The Db's, The Tiny, Edie Sedgwick)

To spread the love, I made a mix cd of entirely artists I hadn't heard of before April, and...
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felicia_____:
PS do you need a printer? I have a color inkjet that I don't need any more & would be willing to give it to you if you want. It's an HP.

let me know
sapphic_plastic:
hip and swedish?
no wonder why its perminantly lodged in my discman and i've made NO effort to pry it out.
only problem is, my snotty little printer won't print me up a copy of the set list, which is a shame, because it looks very nicely designed, and makes my usual sharpie-ed set lists look hopelessly ghetto. i know how eager you are to take time out of your busy life to do my bidding... so maybe... if its not to much of a hassle would you send me the artists and titles in a regular old email... that way i can write my gushing and hopelessly fannish rock-review without resorting to: "track one was outstanding...' cause that would just feel silly.
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tonkakatt:
*jealous* about the camera that is....not the booger guy
seantastic:
Damn I really wish they made new episodes of Futurama. As for the griddles, I don't have anything like that. I don't have untensils of any kind. I used mydogfarteds grill when I cooked a million eggs.
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*** Not Dead ***


SG just ate this entry so you get the abbreviated (though still quite long) version.


I trained in Macromedia's Flex from Wednesday to Friday of last week. I wasn't convinced going in that it was all that useful. I am now. Though I'm still not convinced that it's any good for customer-facing applications -- at least not until Macromedia revamps the...
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sapphic_plastic:
i really liked that part too
sapphic_plastic:
*** awwwww*****
thanks for your thoughtful comments. you guys are the best. smile

ha ha! you are at work now!
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This weekend was pretty much the best weekend ever.

I finally got around to watching William Castle's Mr. Sardonicus Thursday, which I intended to watch last weekend, but never managed to get around to. It wasn't as awesome as Zotz! or The Tingler, but as with most of William Castle's movies, was entirely enteraining.

Lords of Dogtown with boundcreature Friday night, which despite his...
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aegiswings:
thanks for the advice! I'll check that pattern out. I was shocked, there is a guy out there that sews! I don't feel so weird anymore. I also think its ironical that you made everything *but* the pants. lol.
gumbercules:
thanks for the birthday wishes...it was a fun weekend, and i'm finally regaining what little sanity i had before the whole thing started. or maybe i'm just sobering up.
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Support good music and good design; buy Sleater-Kinney's The Woods.

Tri-folded cardboard case.

Left sleeve: separate paper cd sleeve, printed almost entirely in bright orange, leaving a white one color image of the band punched out of the orange, with THE WOODS overprinted in light blue across the center of the image, track listing centered on the back in alternating rows of white and...
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aegiswings:
sleater-kinney is coming to Boston soon. Are you going to the show? My friend is getting me tickets. It's June 22nd at Avalon.
popetom:
You know, i still can't bring myself to goto that place yet smile

Jedi Has tried many times smile So, I just got nachos. smile

-PT
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I'm making pork chops and boundcreature isn't here to eat them. It would seem that he likes getting hit in the face more than he likes pork chops.

I think my lack of sending out thank you cards for my graduation has officially crossed the line from thoughtless to rude. I will get them out this week. They're written and mostly addressed... but I can't...
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mydogfarted:
I spent $900 on my machine USED and it's not nearly as nice as I'd like it to be. eeek
sapphic_plastic:
hey... i just said anything in italics and then snorted suggestively. YOU were the one who put the perverse connotation on it, man.