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So, it's been a long time since I've heard a new dead baby joke. Everyone keeps telling me the same, like, twenty of them. So, when I stumbled upon a link to http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/, I thought I'd be pleasantly surprised... I mean a...
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-------------- LAST CHANCE :: JUST CLOSE THE BROWSER--------------
So, it's been a long time since I've heard a new dead baby joke. Everyone keeps telling me the same, like, twenty of them. So, when I stumbled upon a link to http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/, I thought I'd be pleasantly surprised... I mean a...
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I hardly recognized my house today without a dumpster in front of it.
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frost:
is that good or bad??
aoife:
apparently I am to blame you for being hooked on Six Feet Under.
Granny thinks I need to post more, so she tagged me... alright... I'll bite.
"Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. If you're tagged it's your turn."
I have quit biting my nails (mostly).
Instead of biting, I file obsessively.
I own dinosaur feet slippers, which I wear regularly.
At...
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"Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. If you're tagged it's your turn."
I have quit biting my nails (mostly).
Instead of biting, I file obsessively.
I own dinosaur feet slippers, which I wear regularly.
At...
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seantastic:
Halloween is over rated.
finch:
yes, yes i do. and you hardly ever write at all. so...we even out 
A converstaion at work last week:
Boss Lady: Before our meeting today, I need to confess something to you.
Me: Alright.
Boss Lady: In conversations, I've been saying something, and I want to let you know about it so you won't get angry with me if it slips out while you're around.
Me: ... Alright ...
Boss Lady: I've been calling you, "The Pirate"...
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Boss Lady: Before our meeting today, I need to confess something to you.
Me: Alright.
Boss Lady: In conversations, I've been saying something, and I want to let you know about it so you won't get angry with me if it slips out while you're around.
Me: ... Alright ...
Boss Lady: I've been calling you, "The Pirate"...
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mylf:
I don't get to use that icon enough.
that conversation is way funny!
I don't get to use that icon enough.
that conversation is way funny!
sapphic_plastic:
pants can you be my personal computer monkey???
pretty please?
pretty please?
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fenchurch:
Hooray! I am thrilled to have enlightened another to the wonderful world of zombies vs. greasers vs. creepy cokeheads in insane shorts.
palo:
YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE MOUSE GRAVEYARD AND THEY ARE ANGRY!!
I saw a mouse last night.
I saw a mouse last night.
Thank You George Bush!
I was getting tired of all this freedom, anyway.
I was getting tired of all this freedom, anyway.
News sites that publish 'fabricated information, pornography, gambling or violence' face severe punishment or shutdowns...
The move is the latest in ... efforts to police the Internet and follow stringent efforts ... to keep content authorities see as 'unhealthy', like pornography and anti-government postings, off the web. "
- Only in America...
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sapphic_plastic:
No more bondage on SG?
but where will i find my inspirato to kill babies, worship satan and have lesbian sex? certianly not from the thousands of other web sites that are genuinely expoltive and degrading to women. as opposed to here, where they show consenting adults enjoying themselves. which is clearly 'fabricated information" because everybody knows that guruls don't really like sex.
clearly, republicans want to keep the right to abuse and degrade women all to themselves.
but where will i find my inspirato to kill babies, worship satan and have lesbian sex? certianly not from the thousands of other web sites that are genuinely expoltive and degrading to women. as opposed to here, where they show consenting adults enjoying themselves. which is clearly 'fabricated information" because everybody knows that guruls don't really like sex.
clearly, republicans want to keep the right to abuse and degrade women all to themselves.
seantastic:
You know I had it as Goldy in my journal after camping and in your testemonial but Jordan corrected me and said it was Goldie. So you supposed good buddy does even freakin know. So there you handsom man you.
So, it's Sept. 21st, and just today I finally got around to letting the gas and electric companies know that we moved in and that they shouldn't shut off service. I am SO not on top of things lately.
I hope to get to Toast this weekend... I'm dying to dance, since boundcreature's mom's wedding wasn't quite as dance-filled as I had hoped. Though,...
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I hope to get to Toast this weekend... I'm dying to dance, since boundcreature's mom's wedding wasn't quite as dance-filled as I had hoped. Though,...
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frost:
i would love to see you dance!!
jermhawk:
@ dressed up like a pirate and went to _______".
It is far less scaryier than the story i heard yesterday
@ dressed up like a pirate and went to _______".
It is far less scaryier than the story i heard yesterday
Something I came across this weekend while "researching" beards and moustaches:
Facial Hair
Author Unknown
Emily just out of sleep one late Saturday, stretching her long back,
pulling each leg up knee-to-chin. Urquhart watches from the Barcalounger,
achingly in love. When she's finished she gives him a critical look.
"The moustache. I don't know."
"Give it a chance." He bends his upper lip, sniffing...
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Facial Hair
Author Unknown
Emily just out of sleep one late Saturday, stretching her long back,
pulling each leg up knee-to-chin. Urquhart watches from the Barcalounger,
achingly in love. When she's finished she gives him a critical look.
"The moustache. I don't know."
"Give it a chance." He bends his upper lip, sniffing...
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Two things:
1) Our showerhead is awesome. It was totally worth the headache of figuring out how to attach it to our non-standard shower hookup.
2) I have returned this picture which I found in a library book back into a different library book at the Copley Branch of the BPL. I'll buy anyone who finds it a milkshake.
1) Our showerhead is awesome. It was totally worth the headache of figuring out how to attach it to our non-standard shower hookup.
2) I have returned this picture which I found in a library book back into a different library book at the Copley Branch of the BPL. I'll buy anyone who finds it a milkshake.
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fenchurch:
Hell yes, do it up!
maladjusted:
haha wicked good showerheads..makes the assholes bareable.
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sillychik:
Good luck with the new digs.. hope you guys have many happy times there.. and invite me to one or two 
hint hint
hint hint
sillychik:
I dont know that Ive ever just happened to be in Boston.. but if you give me a heads up as to when you would have room for me to come and invade your space.. that wouls be fantastik
then you'd have nobody to make out with.... except boundcreature, but i hear he drools.
anyway, i know better than to try and out bitch a bitch. i prefer to kill with kindness. its just wonderful watching a hateful person sputter and go red when they realize you aren't going to engage in a fight with them.