(April 1, 2001, New York) A literary agent found himself dazed and patting out flames shortly after arriving at a two-alarm house fire equipped with a sandwich, a bullhorn, whiskey and a lawnchair, and proceeded to lecture the startled emergency crew while enjoying his drink.
Three firemen had just finished clearing the house, locating the residents' young golden retriever in the process, when they heard...
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Three firemen had just finished clearing the house, locating the residents' young golden retriever in the process, when they heard...
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Robert Bouslaugh dropped out of the race for sheriff in Durango Colo., in September after he, wearing a dress, allegedy shot a man to death after the man stole his purse as he was leaving a adult book store; Bouslaugh said he was "working undercover" but did not elaborate.
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nazimova:
hello sincity!
just wanted to say hi, I put a picture the kid drew of johnny rotten up, look!
love & kisses,
me
just wanted to say hi, I put a picture the kid drew of johnny rotten up, look!
love & kisses,
me
nazimova:
you didn't miss the pic it's there. it's kinda goony lookin' thats what is so great about it.
The annual late summer arrival in Boulder, Colo., of 4,000 starlings has once again drenched a 128-unit mobile home park with droppings, but city regulations prohibit even shooing the birds away (And the Whole Foods Market company was hit with a animal rights boycott in September after a dead mouse was found in its Boulder warehouse, showing that the company might not be using rodent-friendly...
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xxgoonboyxx:
Clams have feelings too
xxgoonboyxx:
Clams have feelings too
(March 7, 2002)
A Colorado man was pulled over by police for erratic driving. The man fled on foot and the police gave chance at which point the man pulled a 9mm Ruger and fired blindly over his shoulder. Four shots where fired. The man's aim was off however and he shot himself in the head with the last shot.
The man was take to...
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nazimova:
wait til you see pictures of lily's zombie doll costume, it is so cute
freaky_tiki:
Where do you find these things? LOL
"You better take care of me lord, because if you don't, you're going to have me on your hands."
nazimova:
you threatinin' the lord?? ha ha just kittens, I am so bored tonight. lily fell asleep & now I am staring at the walls...BORED....just thought I would say hi!!
Class has nothing to do with money or the way you look, but shows strong character.
morgan:
You've got class.
At least that's my guess.
At least that's my guess.
"Those who trade their freedom for security, deserve neither."
~Benjamin Franklin
mistersatan:
Absolutely goddamn right.
tororo:
Excellent quote!
(as a matter of fact, a newsletter ("Internet et Liberts") I subscribed to chosed it for a motto and I'm reminded of it twice a week...)
And thanks for your good luck wishes!
(as a matter of fact, a newsletter ("Internet et Liberts") I subscribed to chosed it for a motto and I'm reminded of it twice a week...)
And thanks for your good luck wishes!
"We were somewhere near Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold....."
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timmy:
look, a hitchhiker
tororo:
It seems you had good reasons to settle in Las vegas? 
(Here is an old one)
A parachute instructor was videotaping the lessons he was giving to a group of trainees. He had attached the video camera to his helmet so that it would capture the entire day of instruction. The group of enthusiastic beginners went up in the plane, and the instructor led them through preparations for the jump.
When they reached the jump site,...
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A parachute instructor was videotaping the lessons he was giving to a group of trainees. He had attached the video camera to his helmet so that it would capture the entire day of instruction. The group of enthusiastic beginners went up in the plane, and the instructor led them through preparations for the jump.
When they reached the jump site,...
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nazimova:
hello sincity!
I have not yet decided if I am going to keep my membership, it is still good until the 23rd & I like alot of the people here. I was not even so personally offended by what anyone said, it was just the fact that I shouldn't talk about lil that made me sad. oh well, I am over it.. I am going to miss MissNinaBare though. I do understand everything & I why it is done that way but it doesn't provent me from being sad about it.
thank you for being so nice all the time, I like you.
I have not yet decided if I am going to keep my membership, it is still good until the 23rd & I like alot of the people here. I was not even so personally offended by what anyone said, it was just the fact that I shouldn't talk about lil that made me sad. oh well, I am over it.. I am going to miss MissNinaBare though. I do understand everything & I why it is done that way but it doesn't provent me from being sad about it.
thank you for being so nice all the time, I like you.
morgan:
I always wanted to go into space. I also wanted to work for SETI.
That's why "Contact" always gets me all excited.
That's why "Contact" always gets me all excited.
An Israeli man had a heart attack after hiring a call girl to come to his hotel room only to find out it was his own daughter.
The 48 year old businessman recovered and on his return home to northern Israeli told his wife who is now divorcing him.
The Maariv daily paper reports she burst into tears, vowed to put thier daughter back on...
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The 48 year old businessman recovered and on his return home to northern Israeli told his wife who is now divorcing him.
The Maariv daily paper reports she burst into tears, vowed to put thier daughter back on...
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morgan:
Can I be the newsgirl?
morgan:
I meant weathergirl
me = dumbass.
me = dumbass.
Women should give me a little warm up period before they start flirting with me at work.
I had this woman in her thirties, redish brown hair, tomboy type come through. She handed me her ticket and she said "Take me now." I'm like "Uh, that will be a dollar."
At first I thought she was talking to her female friend and I was thinking...
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I had this woman in her thirties, redish brown hair, tomboy type come through. She handed me her ticket and she said "Take me now." I'm like "Uh, that will be a dollar."
At first I thought she was talking to her female friend and I was thinking...
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freaky_tiki:
I always miss "the signals"...I am just way to naive when it comes to men. I usually don't know if a guy is into me until his tongue is in my throat.
morgan:
No one expects the flirtatious tomboy! no one!
All good people love monty python.
All good people love monty python.
A 24 year old South Korean man has died after playing computer games non-stop for 86 hours
The jobless man identified by police only by his last name Kim, was found dead at an internet cafe in Kwangju, 160 miles south-west of Seoul.
Police claim the man had been glued to the computer sense last Friday and had not eaten of slept since.
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The jobless man identified by police only by his last name Kim, was found dead at an internet cafe in Kwangju, 160 miles south-west of Seoul.
Police claim the man had been glued to the computer sense last Friday and had not eaten of slept since.
He collapsed...
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sweetsadist:
Hmmm I am lucky to be alive, back when it still was relatively new I did a 46 hour nonstop stretch of Everquest waiting for a certain thing to show up. I used to live on that game... thankfully sold off my accounts and made many hundreds of dollars. Of course Beta for Horizons starts in january... I FEEL the pull already!! That game is gonna RULE
nazimova:
sheesh, what a day! I feel sad & just wanted to say hello to my friend sincity, I miss you & love you
*responding to your comment*
...Ah, but am I right?
i dont even think they have bingo here....they DO have a best western and a 24 hour Walmart though.
the fun never ends!!
by the way....props on the Louise Brooks crush!