theonetheonlydc

How many monkeys are there? Closest one gets a prize?

Anyone else excited about the hockey playoffs?

You should all check out the SG Middle School Group. Its the bomb diggity. Sorry if you havent been around long enough, your missing out. I think this middle aged lady that came into the store just sexually assulted me. Still not sure. hmmmmmmmm

Im cleaning up my friendslist. Post in my journal or DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE.

Cool time in sports. Baseball started and the Hockey playoffs are right next door. My favorite time of year. I just winter would go away.

I ate a hot pocket today. It made me happy.

I must go do stuff I dont want to do now. Leave me a picture or something to make...
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Ive decide to stay for the fact you awsome people on my friends list make me happy. Your lucky let me tell you. I was this close to saying goodbye. So last nite was horrible then went awsome. Ill spare you the todays but it involves teenagers trying to get drunk and me actucally going on a day(hard to believe I know). Well im bored...
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So I actucally went out tonight for the first time in a long time. Sigh, Im such a loser half the time. I saw jersey girl and it wasnt half bad. My SG membership is up here in a couple days, dont know if Im renewing yet. Arghh. I just dont see any reason to stay right now. The board are nice, but not...
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My superego got in a fight with my id today. Obligations, Fuck Obligation. I want to leave, I want to stay. The two were fighting like a bunch of first graders, till old man ego came and bitch slapped them both. This is how it went



ID (played by Samuel L Jackson): Pack up YOUR SHIT, and lets GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Superego...
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WARNING WARNING

For all of you that though this was a picture of me, your wrrrrrrrrrrrrrong. Im no more a cartoon than Louie Anderson is funny (thats for you Buddha). In my pics section I have (GASP!) REAL PICTURES!

DUM DUM DUM

Now, I realize that this will break some of your dreams of having beautiful babies with me. Well, deal with. You can still...
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So Beast had a HUGE gash on the top of his nose this morning when I went out for work. Im not talk like a cut; Im talking like stitches bad. I was already late for work so I tried to put some bandages on it, but he just tore them off. *sigh* I have to take him to the vet later today. Luckily its...
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