thenewpope

Hi, I'm hungry. I can't cook...or clean, or do laundry. I'm hopeless when it comes to domestic things...actually, I'm hopeless when it comes to most things. Good thing Bruce knows how to make a grilled cheese sandwich...we'd be lost without that.

Oh my god, Polaris is gone. Who is gonna comment in my journal now?

I feel like a really large animal sat on my head...like, maybe a walrus or something.

Okay, let's try a week of sobriety...okay, just until Friday.

Okay, me + drugs + booze + no sleep= NOT COOL. And, I should not be allowed to write anything when I'm under the influence, because it does nothing but humiliate me.

Fuuuuuck. I am fucked UP. I can't even believe I am typing. Actually, when I'm high it seems I become a bettter typist...well, I'll wait to comment on that until I read this tomorrow and see all the typos.

So, anyway. I was really sick earlier...too much booze/weed last night. Plus, I haven't slept in two days.

I'm having such a hard time sleeping lately....
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Hi,

I'm drunk. Um, yeah. Bruce sucks so freakin' bad. He never pays any attention to me. I made him burritos and he didn't do anything for me at all. Oh, and can we say the Ambien Incident of 2004?? Now, I know there are some people here that would be very, very thankful for a girl like me. Yes??

Hi,

Ohmiheck, India went up today. I've been waiting for this set....she is the only "limbo girl" that I've ever actually waited for. I think she is really pretty.

Now, I will shower and meet Polaris for a swanky $5.99 lunch.

Tonight is Mom's b-day party...fun.

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Update: Drinking lunches are totally rad. I'm full.

Hi,

It was really hot today. But not as hot as it is going to get...doesn't that make you feel so good!?

My phone is turend off. I am poor. It is sad.

I really don't have anything of interest to write.

I'm so bored all day. Tomorrow I will get a job...and maybe go to the library. Anyone doing anything fun?

Who got me sick?

Hi,

I'm boring...stop reading this. Okay?

I spent all day cleaning the absolutely filthy kitchen....I mean, on my hands and knees with a toothbrush kind of cleaning. It was less than pleasant...much less. I guess that is what I get for living with boys

I want to make a cake. I think I will do that tomorrow. A chocolate one...from scratch, cause I am that...
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Observations:

Buffalo Exchange sucks, and it smells like B.O. in there...damn hipster kids and their apparent deoderant phobia.

The Phoenix Library rocks hardcore especially on a cold rainy day. But, it smells too...places where stuff is free tend to draw crowds that don't get to bathe often enough.

There is a bilboard on Central that reads "Meth Labs and Children Don't Mix" and that is...
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