thenewpope

I'm a boy so let me lay it out for you.

If you have to talk, try to do it during comercials,
We don't like to shop,
Sundays&Mondays are holy days of sports[see above]
"Service" us once in a while,
Cook for us[we suck at it],
Do not cheat on us,
Do NOT ask questions you don't really want answers to["Does this make me look fat?" & "How do you like me in this outfit" are good examples. In the first case you may not want to hear the truth. In the second case you must realize that whenever we are looking at you we are prettending you are naked so we really don't care what your outfit looks like]

For me that's about it. If I could find someone to do that, I'd worship her like a Goddess. We are easier to keep than goldfish.

-c

P.S. If 31 isn't too old for you, I'm in Scottsdale and willing to move.

I'm with you. I don't like guys at all....I guess thats why I have no male friends at all.