It is my birthday motherfuckers! Where are my goddamned presents!?!
I want Legolas. Wow, I'm a nerd.
Party in one day...I hope I don't puke. There is still a shitload of stuff to do.
I think I might be jobless, but for some reason I really don't give a fuck.
I have no clean underpants left....this is very disturbing news.
I want Legolas. Wow, I'm a nerd.
Party in one day...I hope I don't puke. There is still a shitload of stuff to do.
I think I might be jobless, but for some reason I really don't give a fuck.
I have no clean underpants left....this is very disturbing news.
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I always keep some emergency clothes around the house, the ones you wouldn't be caught dead in but they are clean.
love you