thenewpope

Hi, I'm tired.

Sorry for being such a crab. I'm mean and when I am mean you can just slap me in the face and tell me that you deserve better than that. Ok?

I think New Year's Eve will be a low key one...involving me, a certain Emo Boy, and a bottle of booze....and maybe one line of heroin an two lines of coke....
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Happy fuckin' Christmas wankers. You all done buying shit? I hope so...don't count on Santa cause I killed his fat red ass.

Bah Humbug.

I don't wanna do this anymore. I used to love the holidays, but now it is just more of a headache than anything. I hope everyone else is having a better time of it...and if you aren't, well then we can...
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I am so bored. I hate being bored...it makes me feel stupid.

Music TV really sucks...even M2, they rarely play any videos and when they do it is shit like Nickelback or those other lame bands that are copies of copies of copies. Blah. TV in general is bad for you...turn your TV off right now and go read a book. Do it, bitches!

Duuuude...party=too much fun. Drank too fast and was way too loaded and most likely did some really embarassing stuff that I don't even want to know about.

My freakin' skirt ripped right up to my butt, so I walked around with my underwear showing...lovely. I'm never drinking again...until tonight.

It was cool to see people again and meet some new people. SGAZ is full of...
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It is my birthday motherfuckers! Where are my goddamned presents!?!


I want Legolas. Wow, I'm a nerd.

Party in one day...I hope I don't puke. There is still a shitload of stuff to do.

I think I might be jobless, but for some reason I really don't give a fuck.

I have no clean underpants left....this is very disturbing news.

Waiting for birthday...waiting for party...waiting, waiting, waiting sucks.

That is all.

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I lied, I am editing to write more cause I've got nothing else to do and I'm a loser.

I need to go back to work so bad...paycheck=$9.27 HA HA HA HA...I'm laughing only because if I don't I will break down into tears and then have to shoot people from a clock...
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Hey you guys, guess what? Butt! Ahhahahahahah...dammit.

My plans to go back to work were sabotaged this morning....oh well.

There really isn't anything to report, but I'm bored and have nothing better to do....so, yeah. You just wasted your time here.

December 19th (6 days to go): My birthday....the best holiday of the year. Yes, the day I was born was such a joyous occasion. Un-wed high school drop out births baby girl, shames family, and goes on welfare. It is so "After School Special" it disgusts me. At any rate, I love birthdays because people have to like me all day long no mater how...
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Soooooooooo drunk...getting molestered by Polaris I love her. I love my fucking friends so much. It is all so great. Damn. Can't wait till party.

Whoa, I've turned into one of those people that updates every other day instead of every other hour.

Ahh...my addiction is slacking.

Feeling a little better...perhaps I will not die.

OD'd on cough medicine because apparently I cannot read dosage directions. Had really fucked up dreams all night....and itched a lot.

Only one week until my birthday...I am happy about this. Then the totally kickass...
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I'm am still sick...I've got the consumption! I'm going to die a terribly dramatic death...that could last well over a minute and a half. [staples hand to forehead] Woe is me.

NyQuil is my best friend...I am going to marry it and have a lot of drowsy symptom-free babies.

I saw a giant mouse on the side of the road while driving home to pick...
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God damn, I'm happy.

What the hell is up with that?!?