although i enjoy not being a monstrous fatass anymore (now I'm just the regular kind of fatass) i do kinda miss my slightly more melontastic boobage i used to have. Maybe I'm just imagining things but they used to be more... inflated. Or something. Anyway. They used to be perkier too. Motherfucking age. I hate being old. I'm just going to have to kill myself before I get really old. I don't think I'll be able to handle sagging boobs. I think I'll die. I wish I had just like enormous tits. Then my body would be balanced out. My butt is way too big, I'm lopsided.
ok ok, I know, too much information.
ok ok, I know, too much information.