Thursday May 26, 2005

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Just realized that I am no longer a member of the "Christian" group. I guess they realized they had a heretic in their mist and feared my immense intellect. They dismissed me so I wouldn't influence any of the cult's minions to question the truth.

I promise I wasn't causing problems or trashing their sacred martyr. I simply felt it was important that an expert on their regilion correct any inaccuracies in their preceived dogma. The group had grown quite drab and I felt I should help save it from the common jesustonian salad tosser.

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corymeyer:
The only fundamental difference between a religion and a cult is one is in the majority and the other is in the minority. I did once accidentally join a cult disguised as a church ("International Church of Christ"), which realizing it and ejecting from the nasty situation lead me down the spiraling long journey up towards atheism. As they always say, a blessing in disguise.
flowerofromance:
I screwed up the hanging because my grandmother was in the next room and I knew that after a minute or so she'd hear me, so going completely through with it would have been futile.

"How did you screw up the whole hanging thing?" You make it sound like I SHOULD be dead. tongue

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