thejosh

Some funny shit happened today. I was laying in bed after just waking up around 10:30am. I layed there for maybe 30 minutes and then I hear squeeking from the bedroom right above me. This is were Johnny and Julie have been sleeping while they are here. The squeeking started off slow and then speeds up. I figured that it was someone moving something up stairs. It continued steady for over a minute. So this is when I realized that it was some fucking going on. I got out of my bed, threw on some shorts and I was going leave my room to get a drink from the kitchen so I didn't have to hear it. But just before I opened my door the noise got really really fast and then something that might have been a grunt and then nothing. I waited for maybe 30 more seconds and then I hear the upstairs door open and out walks Johnny just having put his pants on and walks into the bathroom. (All viewable from just outside my bedroom).

The entire sex act only lasted no more then 2 and a half minutes. Once I came to that realization, I went back into my room closed my door and laughed my ass off for about as long as the sex took. LOL!!

Tonight I went to my sisters 23rd birthday party. It started around 7pm. By 8pm we started drinking. Around 9pm we ran out of Vodka, so being the only person who wasn't drinking. I went and got Vodka and cigarettes. I was back by 9:30pm. And the drinking continued. By 10:15pm my sister was completely drunk off her ass and when my sister gets that drunk she gets even bitcher then normal. I left around 11:15pm (I only had a Bacardi Grasshopper and a Purple Hooter Shooter so I was good to drive.) P.S...Did I mention I went to bartending school?.

Me, Shaun, Shannon, Johnny and Julie had made plans the night before to go to Ghost Bridge in Oak Grove, KY just before midnight (Friday the 13th). But when I got back to the house, nobody was there. It turns out everyone decided to go see Alien Vs Predator. Everytime we try and plan something cool and out of the ordinary someone fuckin chickens out. GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I need new friends!!

The party tommorow night in going to be a classic. Everyone just about is coming with the intent of drinking their ass off (we are likely spending well over 100 dollars on alcohol). I will be sober (maybe have a drink or two but not get drunk) and I am sure to have alot of laughs.

My original plans were to go to Cat West (strip club) tonight but I scrapped that for Ghost Bridge. I am thinking I will go to Cat West next Friday night. I always go the week before school starts. Who wants to come?