thefuckoffkid

Caught up with Anton and Linz last night for some drinks before my trip Stateside. We didn't win pub trivia, but we didn't lose either.

The FuckOffGirl gets nervous when I travel, and she was aghast when she found I'd booked myself into a hotel in Manhattan that was awash with rats and roaches. We saw the reviews of the hotels by former guests on the internet after I'd paid the deposit. I said "Maybe I'll do battle with the cockroaches and come back A Man!"

Her response was to wail "I don't want a man! I want youuuuu!"

The booking has been changed.

So now I head to the airport in the morning. And we've just been hearing that people are blowing parts of London up. Needless to say, she's utterly beside herself. My poor darling girl.