Wednesday Jan 27, 2010

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Oh shit, I'm back.

Just for a month. Just to see what's up.

(Just to look at the boobs).
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testykitten:

jeeebus! i came back too, and i keep saying only for a month.

elichrusos:

Jesus fuck! I was just in your town for a weekend. You should stay back; you raise the tone.

Thursday Dec 11, 2008

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Weird how I've never noticed how retarded this site is*.

*Well, yeah, I have.

Bye y'all.

Wednesday Nov 12, 2008

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When you came in the air went out.

The girl keeps getting better. And further away.

Tuesday Nov 04, 2008

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Dear America,
Enjoy having the best president ever.

I know I'll enjoy it from here.

Sincerely,
Anton
Australia
A real Obama head
lowroller:

True that!

Friday Oct 17, 2008

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Soon I'll be out of here.

Can't say I'll miss it much. Apart from Celeb Worship. And some good Australians.
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lowroller:

You'll be back! They always come back tongue

punchdrunkblake:

PM a bitch your phone number before departing. I have a vehicle now, there's literally no reason you shouldn't be owning me in basketball every other weekend.

Wednesday Aug 20, 2008

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The Sport Count: 10 000 hits in seven weeks.

No, wait, make that 13 000.

No, wait, make that 15 000. In the past three hours.

Thanks Deadspin. Thanks Ball Don't Lie.
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jonnytrrrash7:

happy birthday!

phantasy:

I missed your birthday! Hope it was good! kiss

Monday Jul 28, 2008

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This is fucking amazing:

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fyrfly:

Awesome find!! lol.

lowroller:

How goes the extortion plot with the footage of someone and their secretary. So who was it? Come on ........ you can tell me ... I can keep a secret! biggrin

Saturday Jul 19, 2008

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keith:

Alyk seems to be busy or something lately. Want to see if me and you can put together a podcast for Music Warship? I bet if we set it all up and just say, "Hey, we're calling you on Thursday." she'd be down.

Monday Jul 07, 2008

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The Count just launched a new site: The League Count. So all you United States-based rugby league freaks, get your click on.

The Sport Count (which is really the NBA Count now, I guess) is still going strong. Somewhat surprisingly. Two weeks in and we're at 2000 hits. I feel like Sebastian Telfair at a gun convention.

Smoked joints ('smoked joints'? I'm 45...
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lowroller:

I don't need to see that movie to know how bad it is...

I guess if you smoke enough you can pretty much sit through anything, right?

pointblank:

That guy who thinks the Warriors are better now is so high. BTW, I've been commenting as PeeBee on TSC. And I've been referring to the Sports Count as TSC.

Sunday Jun 29, 2008

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Rory, Alex and I had a Boys Night Out: Sex & The City special last Wednesday. Went to Gold Class in the city (those seats are ridiculous!), drank three bottles of Killawarra (note: not that great after the 3rd glass), and gossiped, talked about emotions and put arms around each other.

Just a really heterosexual night, that's all.

(If you're wondering, the Sex & The City movie is pretty retarded, doesn't make heaps of sense (as in 'why would she do that? What's the guy thinking?'), is literally an hour too long and is far less funny than the drunk secretaries behind you think. Another thing: if you sit in the front row, you've made a mistake. Big's head is fucking enormous. You notice the blood pulsing in SJP's giant veins. The French guy's penis is five-foot high in your face).

Saw Michael Bubl two weeks back. What a ridiculously charming, talented guy. Terrible seats (the good ones sold out in literally seconds -- and yes, I was at the ticket website at 8am like the other Bubl freaks), and expensive beers, but it was a fantastic show.

I like how the TheSportCount.com is working out. Alex and James are fun. Only real surprises: a) no daily Ron Artest feature and b) people are actually reading it.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
I'm currently 32% probable for the best January and February ever: Washington to watch Obama put his hand on that bible, New York to laugh at the Knicks and fall in love with the city, Los Angeles to watch Kobe at the Staples before getting drunk on the Sunset Strip, Boston to watch the...
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punchdrunkblake:

Rendevous in NYC or LA, possibly. If I don't die in Mexico in October and beyond, details will follow.

pip:

Sorry about the jokes on you plugging your work. I did not mean them to be cruel, just funny. You are a good writer so feel free to plug away when appropriate/

Monday Jun 23, 2008

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The Sport Count: A real energy guy off the bench.

There are a lot of snake eggs in the backyard.
alyk:

Done and done, sir.

P.S. I'm convinced Sam Cassell is the ugliest man on earth.

alyk:

He didn't even look like a hobo. He looked like a serial killer with a leg wound.

Thursday May 22, 2008

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You know we back, right? Clear the streets out.

Boom boom boom.

For all your music needs: Lily Allen's norks, Death Cab For Cutie stealing from Brian Wilson, John Mayer making me love him more.
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testykitten:

yeah i'm stalking you...cause you may be the only one to appreciate my latest journal entry. smile

testykitten:

no! that sounds awesome. i wish they had done it in this game- and thrown in a few globetrotter moves along with.

kobe is an idiot. but he got his as he was still on the court during the last quarter of the game...losing against the celtics' c team.

yeah- you should come here and get adopted by alyk and mr alyk. (we'd adopt you but it would be like living with teenagers- not so stable).heehee.