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Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.

I hope everyone had a fun and safe St. Paddy's Day weekend. How was mine, you ask?

Well, the party @my friends Tavis and Kerrianne's house was much fun. We ate, drank, played video games, and had a Trey Parker/Matt Stone movie mini-marathon, with Orgazmo, BASEketball, and Team America: World Police.

Also, I tried chocolate-covered bacon. Interesting, to say the least.

Sadly, things w/Amy seem to have just gone pfft. I haven't heard one peep from her since early last week, and she took me off her top friends on MySpace. Your Humble Narrator can take a hint.

I called her today, left a message, and left it @that. If I don't hear from her again, oh fucking well. I may not be that great or cool a person, but I am NOT going to sit here w/my thumb up my ass and play games.

Though it sucks that it seems that lately I can barely get my foot in the door when it comes to the opposite sex department.

I'd give 'em up if'n I didn't love the vagina so much. Back to the drawing board, I guess.

On to happier things...

For those of you on my Friends List that missed it, My 2 yr. SG anniversary was back on the 16th, and my last blog just gave thanks to all the cool guys and gals who, @least here, give a shit about Yours Truly. It's much appreciated.

Everybody Loves HypnoToad!





Ahh, one can only hope I find a lady with who a gesture like ^that^ makes her squirt.

C'mon, can ya blame me? Are we not men?



That's all, kids. As always, I hope you are all well.

Stay tuned...

-TM