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Can an SG be named a number? That's what I would do. That way, I'd always be at the top of the list because not many people would want to be named a number. You'd have to go with a 0 or a 1.

It's always hard to find yourself in a listing. Might as well try to be number one. Note the pun in...
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For a guy who drank a twelve pack of Icehouse (and half of a case of father's Milwaukee's Best Light before getting something palatable, if any beer is any such thing), my father's ex's (don't ask) Seagram 7, vodka, mezcal and Jim Beam, I feel pretty good today, er yesterday. Attempted drowning is the only way to stomach them. But they had food and I...
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I'm lying in bed, having called out of work for tomorrow night, waiting for the cramps and nausea to come back. It's really fucked up to go to a place like a hospital and leave sick. Fuckers. I picked up that stomach virus the last night I worked. Trust me, you do not want this

Anyways, I should be asleep but I can't do it....
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Please SG, fix your website. I am tired of opening different tabs in my browser and seeing that this site is the only one that loads as if I'm on a dial-up connection. And it's insult to injury that when if finally loads I'm redirected to "help" because my information was entered incorrectly. Sorry, my username and password are autofill and every other time I've...
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I cleaned out all the closets that still held my grandparents clothes (if you don't know, I moved into my deceased grandparents' house a year ago). My father was supposed to help me a month ago but never did. Deciding to get rid of it all in small trips I started today. A family member spied the Jeep next to the house and had to...
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I was perusing SGs of times past (that wasn't how it started, truth be told... had a dream involving the beautiful and worshipful Erin that started it all), trying to figure this whole browsing and tags thing. I noticed Nixon was thirtyish and had been tagged such. I clicked the tag. I was amazed at the number of "adult" SGs there were. Only two pages...
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A week ago (come Thursday) my father's car, the one I drive to work was broken into while I was at work. At the hospital. In an employee, gated parking lot. Worse yet, they were smart enough to enter the car (I don't lock doors thinking it better for them to open the door and steal, which I don't have anything of value in vehicles,...
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Oy...