theduke

I love women! Is that a crime?!
My sister seems to think so.....


Yep, my humour at work is definitely getting far too dark. My manager even had to have a word with me yesterday for flirting excessively.

Flirting excessively?! I asked for an example

When I sent you an email concerning your behaviour you replied: you look cute when you're angry.

What can I say? In my defence she really does. She looks a disgruntled mogwai, it's adorable. If they hired more ugly people this wouldn't happen. I suggested she sit me next to Laura as then I can easily suppress myself, but she said she'd rather have me sit next to her so she can keep an eye on me.

Conclusion: She loves me.

The games continue......