thedarkness

Blah.

Last night was fun. Had some good food, met some new people and laughed a lot. Afterwards, Missdates had her first lap dance and fell in love with a stripper.

It was cool.

There is light at the end of the tunnel. After eleven weeks of continuously training new officers,
I get a two and a half week break before I get my new boot (nickname for new officers) out of the academy. Hopefully I get refreshed before she comes to me and I can give her my all.

Side note; who knew Target had such great snacks....
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Another year gone.

The geek in me is coming out this weekend. COMIC CON!!!!

You know, sometimes I wish I wasn't so anti social.

I like this updating every month. Make things easier when I don't have anything to say.



Tomorrow, Vegas for the Fourth.

Penis

I'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick.
You might think it quite harmless; You might well find it sick.
The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous.
Ever since the early days, When it was small and hairless;
I've looked upon that bit of flesh, As something...
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Well Missdates left for New York this morning. She's off to recapture her youth or something.

Well if you hadn't seen Missdates post, my Grandmother passed tonight.


We're going to miss you Mom.

Well shit Sheriff. It's been a whole month since I last updated.

A few things.

The Playboy party was a bust. I was posted on the outside of the pavillion and didn't get to go into the party. But I did hang out in the rear where all the Playmates and servers were. The food was great and the really weird part was the servers...
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