Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You."
After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You."
After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
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I knew you'd be perfect for each other...
i thought you wanted to marry me *sniffles* but on closer inspection i realise you meant some other bloke...who likes pumpkins. whatever. i never liked blondes anyway