thebeliever

In class today, I looked up just in time to see a kid lean over and vomit all over his textbook; then lean over and vomit into his backpack. I told him, It's OK, you can go to the bathroom, 'cause the poor kid looked all guilty. Then he vomited on the floor, in the garbage can, and in the hallway on his way out. And I STILL taught those little motherfuckers for the next 10 minutes until the janitor came, because I AM A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL, people.

Teaching: glamorous.