thebeliever

My body is a caaa-aaaage.... Damn it-- finally got to work out with my new soccer team, and the Calf From Hell went out on me again. At this rate, I'm going to miss at least half of the season. Very, vry frustrating, as I am a guy who is almost never injured, and who stretches more than Sasha Grey before a day of filming.

I'm going to cut off my right leg.