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Is anyone else relieved that the riots in France blew over?

I heard the Government had to send in negotiators but it didn t go well.







The riot gangs just refused to accept the Governments surrender . Strange wink
stella_marie:
you either need a drum set or a laugh track at the end of all your journals. youre so funny. no really, i mean it. ok, i dont, but i still love you. just not your jokes.
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Coming home from the pub drunk last night I encountered about 15 Americans on the train. Being polite and very drunk I started talktng to them. The banter quickly went down hill

The_shine: ' Theres alot of you guys is nt there?'

American guy :' Yeah 15 . We're all over here'

The_shine: ' Your not invading are you?'

American guy ( who now looks...
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capnb:
Found this on a tupe station sign while on holiday in New York last year, thought u might appreciate it
basil123:
dude, you need to update!!!

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Excuse me.

I m off to buy my little emo kid cousin primark vouchers for Christmas
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krrn:
what are those? shocked
ziricote:
I've been told by basil to laugh at you mate
ha-ha
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Seen my ex girlfriend on the train today.

She was wearing some very sexy clothes.

Pity shes fat I suppose wink
btiddles:
it's the best feeling in the world when an ex who dumped you starts looking like shit. gives you a warm feeling you can't get any other way.
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the_shines goodnight out guide pt 3


technology

A wonderful thing to be sure. I mean its letting me type this But in drunken hands owwwwww thats another strory my friends. If you have successfully followed my first two guides. Then read on

http://suicidegirls.com/members/the_shine/1060086/

http://suicidegirls.com/members/the_shine/1092331/

Obviously never use man's most loved bit of tech the car while drunk. Simple

But there are other more dangerous hazards....
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midwinter:
*shudder* the drunken text message... No other generation has ever had to cope with this problem. Is it any wonder relationships never seem to last these days?

Worst part's when you don't pull and, wandering home, decide that now's the time to rekindle your old romance with an ex who hates you... eeek
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The_Shines Good night out guide pt 2


One you have a venue and mate(s) your night out is set.
However life will no doubt hand you the cruel twist of fate of running into someone you dont want to run into. This may take the form of

A) An old work 'chum' who as soon as you left the job you came to the shattering...
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midwinter:
B happens to me constantly. It seems I can't get away from the bastards. And because I went to so many schools, I can never remember their names... confused

On the plus side, if you stare at them blankly as they reel off the names of people you've long since forgotten, they eventually start to think you're not who they think you are and leave.
basil123:
Oh my God!! You like Vanilla Sky??

*DISOWNED*

tongue
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The_Shines Good night out guide pt 2


One you have a venue and mate(s) your night out is set.
However life will no doubt hand you the cruel twist of fate of running into someone you dont want to run into. This may take the form of

A) An old work 'chum' who as soon as you left the job you came to the shattering...
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The_Shines Good night out guide pt 2


One you have a venue and mate(s) your night out is set.
However life will no doubt hand you the cruel twist of fate of running into someone you dont want to run into. This may take the form of

A) An old work 'chum' who as soon as you left the job you came to the shattering...
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I'm still holding my weekly charity Sodoku tournament for charity.





Unfortunatley the charity is dyslexia.


28 straight weeks and no fucking winner yet!!
soulfly:
*groan*

That was almost as bad as one of mine.

Sorry can't make this weeks meet again. Other weekend plans.

Baws.....
eilidh:
smile
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My ex girlfriend passed me in the street today and tried to say hello.


The only sound I want to hear from her is her nails grinding against the coffin lid while its slowly being pulled towards massive flames . Secure in the knowledge that I am the only one that can hear it and do anything about it , all the time thinking

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krrn:
well shit, at least I know for a fact you didn't pass by me on the street, WHEW!
basil123:
i know what you did and i'm GOING TO TELL EVERYONE

tongue
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krrn:
whatever

wow.

[Edited on Nov 01, 2005 1:14PM]
annalee:
You mean my tattoo looks huge or my actual arm? confused