the_happy_pig

My face is stuck in a cheshire grin,
I met an English girl,
She's like the toast of my whole world,
We hit the gas just in order to get away.

OoOOoH Oooh,

And then we dance all through the whole night,
And then we dance all through the whole night.

We'll storm the beaches,
Head to Mexico,
We'll cruise the streets all night,
And...
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And a big hello to you all out there in SGland.

I believe that I've had quite a good week. Though I'm starting to get a little concerned about my alcohol consumption as of late. Oh well, It's winter, and I'm sure this is the time of year that you're supposed to drink in order to keep the cold at bay. Speaking of which, I...
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Right, well I sorted out those photos and gave them to her. I also told her to leave me alone from now on. Let's just hope that the message sinks in this time.

I was told last night that the room in the new house will now be available in two weeks, so I'll be able to start moving in a lot sooner. Hopefully there'll...
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I got a letter in the post from my ex yesterday. She's made a reasonable request I suppose. She would like copies of the photos that were taken on various holidays we took together. I know that it's reasonable to ask for them, they are 'ours' after all. But, I don't think I'm quite ready to go trawling through the photos I've backed up to...
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It is vitally important that I own this as soon as humanly possible.

In fact, I need them all.

This has been an interesting and rather tiring week for the old pig.

It all started on sunday evening. Now, I have no idea why, but on a Sunday I simply can not sleep. I will lay awake in bed turning from one side to the other and occasionally staring at the ceiling. Just waiting for the impending doom that is my alarm. which went...
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Remember, remember, the 5th of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason,
Should ever be forgot.

Well, it's Guy Fawkes night this evening. Some people will burn an Effigy of Guy Fawkes the traitor, others will burn an effigy of Guy Fawkes the unfortunate hero. Others will get roaringly drunk and act as a danger to both themselves and all...
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Right, so I've been tagged by the lovely Shmirette, but don't worry, she'll pay, oh yes, she will pay

So, let's just see if I can get 20 facts about me.

1. My surname (which is very apt for this site) is Pierce. Originally a French name, Pierre, but when the family moved to Wales during the 100 year war, they figured a...
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Yes, that's right people. The_Happy_Pig is back.

I've just been given the best news I've had in a long time.

I'm moving out of this dingy fucking hole I'm currently living in and moving into a very nice victorian house with my best friend.

And it's going to save me about 100 a month, and it'll preserve my sanity too. I think I'm finally ready...
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I feel apologies are in order.

I've spent most of the last month or so in an incredibly dark place. I've had to do a lot of looking inward to try and find out what it is within me that is 'broken'.

I would have updated last week, but my broadband got cut off and, to be completely frank here, I just couldn't be bothered...
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My apologies to all for being such a lousy correspondent. I'm a bad, bad man.

I've had a couple of weeks of feeling just really quite crap. I kinda felt that I had absolutely nothing worth saying to anyone and, as a consequence, I've just been laying low.

The job fell through. Well, technically, it's been put on "hold", The bloke who is leaving has...
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