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Wednesday May 19, 2004

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Defining "Shitload"

All right, so we have all these words that define how much something weighs, like a ton or a pound. We also have words that describe quantities.

"Shitload" = 1320.

How did I come to that conclusion? Well, it was actually my friend Kris who thought of this...

They had to buy napkins for a wedding, and they were told that they needed a "shitload." so Kris thought to himself, how much is a shitload?

They went to Costco on the search, and well, you know how Costco is into the whole buying of the bulk thing. They first found a big package of napkins that had about 500 napkins in it. But that wasn't enough. They needed a shitload, and 500 wasn't a shitload.

Then, they found the motherload of napkins. it was a HUGE plastic package with 1320 napkins contained inside. When Kris saw that, he thought, now that is a SHITLOAD of napkins.

Therefore, one-thousand, three-hundred and twenty = a shitload.
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the_cheat:
lol! thanks. I took that this morning, figured out how to use my bloody webcam to take pictures. tongue

If you'll notice, I hadn't quite brushed my hair yet shocked

Oh, and that look on my face? That's the dawning of realization as I figure out how to use the damn webcam. tongue

[Edited on May 19, 2004 10:10PM]
May 19, 2004
jj_r0x0rz:
hehe a shitload that's great.. i say that all the time...
May 19, 2004

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