thatmikeguy

mcqueen sent me a link from greenpeace that listed certain shoe companies and whether or not they use pvc. it wasn't a very long list, but it's better than nothing. my goal is to find out which is more harmful, the making of leather or the making of pvc. it's times like this when i wish i was a sandal wearing hippie.

Too funny (and by funny I mean terrible), almost as good as the plane diverted to the nearest airport w/ fighter escort because someone brought with them a motorcycle vest with a wire running off it.

as good as I can remember them of the top of my head, here are my faves

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava just forget them, because man, they're gone.

Boxing is a lot like ballet... except there is no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.

I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandfater... not screaming in terror like the passengers of his car.

When I don't like someone I sometimes like to get a pumpkin and stick a knife in it with a note saying "You" and leave it on their porch. Then I feel better, and hey, no harm done.

and my favourite long one...
Children have a great sense of humour. Once I told my nephew that I was taking him to Disneyland but instead I took him to a burned out warehouse and told him "Oh no! Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but deep down I know he thought it was a really good joke.

and you are where?

you make me smile too. and really, I'm the one getting latched onto, so help, don't just laugh.

Thanks. I hope so too.

thanks for wishing me luck
you know what would be the coolest?
if the leaves were green.
seriously.

you rock.

All I can imagine is his drive home and the scene from Dumb and Dumber after Jeff Daniels gets all the laxative. Brrrrrr. Gluuuug. Plooouuugh.

Good seeing you too.

damn dog, you look like elvis in the jungle room.

hmmm i have no clue...mine is animated

we go through life with all of our filters up because if we didn't, we'd be constantly distracted and never get anything done. well, i know i wouldn't anyway. moments of clarity are beautiful, but too many would leave us standing there slack-jawed all the time.

hi.

stick with it mikey, some say that that is the road to pure fulfillment and happiness.

cats make me sneeze and swear, but the kittens are cute.

i have a dog.

dogs eat cats, cats eat mice, mice eat dogs. kinda like paper rock sissors.