thatdykeliz

I thought I would post a few snippets from the FAQ I'm currently working on for my phone sex stuff. The sad thing is that I've had enough of these kinds of questions that an FAQ has become necessary.

Q: You wanna see my webcam/see a picture of my cock?
A: Um, NO. I hate to break this to you, but your cock is not...
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Well, I broke my "no calls" streak..once with a totally boring and rude minute-man call, and once with the kind of call I actually like -- a little subbie-boy I can degrade and abuse.

The minute-man caller sounded fairly old -- it was like talking dirty to my great uncle. Ew. He wanted me to play with a vibrator, so I did, moaning and gasping...
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I am so fucking bored. Want to know how bored I am? I'll tell you.

Got messaged tonight on Yahoo by some guy, wants to know if would vomit for him while he ate his own shit. Totally unfazed, I messaged back that I'd never done it before, but I would try anything once. (In other words, if you pay me, I will pretend to...
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Best. Comeback. Ever.

Heard in the "LIVE HOT PHONESEX!!!" Yahoo chatroom tonight --

him: (after some girl told him he could look at her cam) r u gonna show me ur tits?

her: sure, after you lick your elbow for me.

Honestly, the last two days have sucked beyond all suckitude, as far as making money has gone. Where are all the horny guys, man? Are they out playing "let's pretend I like your family, honey" with their wives' relatives at family BBQs? Are the single ones all too drunk to take out their credit cards this weekend?

I don't know.

I miss them. I miss...
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Holy fucking shit. I had been having the WORST two days on the phone since I started...no calls. Nothing. Then when I did get a call, it was a guy whose call I'd missed the other night, so I had sent him four free minutes with me as an apology.

He called and was a cheap fucking skinflint bastard...he only talked for five minutes after...
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Stil workin' that phone slut thang. Today's entry is: "Things I learned this week from doing phone sex."

-- A flip-flop shoe will produce a wonderful sound effect like that of a hand slapping an ass. But it makes the palm of your hand that you're slapping it with red and sore for HOURS.

-- There's no such thing as too much information. I got...
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Cuckold Guy is still on the hook! Yes! He e-mailed me again, plans to talk to me Monday, and I have a whole page of notes on this guy and his various kinks. It would be really cool to pick this guy up as a regular.

Smoking Guy is still calling me. I talked to him again last night, and as much as he amuses...
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Well, I went to the doctor, and my shoulder painis not bursitis, it's muscular spasms, which my doc seems to think is edging him toward a fibromyalgia diagnosis. I'm in a hell of a lot of pain today, between my shoulder not working right -- if I reach up with my left hand to push my hair back, the muscles spasm and throw my arm...
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My smoking fetish guy called again today! Two days into it, and I have a regular already -- I hope. He's good for at least $10 a call, on my end, so I'd like to keep him. I sent him some more pics of me smoking, I hope that'll help.

He doesn't really want to talk about sex, either -- just the smoke. I get...
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